Website: Sorry that password has
expired - you must register a new one. User: Did anyone discover that password
and hack my computer?
Website: No, but your password has expired - you must get a new one.
User: Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty good? Website: Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.
User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
Website: No, you must get a new one.
User: I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.
Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.
User: OK, roses Website: Sorry you must use more letters.
User: OK, pretty roses
Website: No good, you must use at least one number.
User: OK, 1 pretty rose
Website: Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.
User: OK, 1prettyrose
Website: Sorry, you must use additional letters.
User: OK, 1fuckingprettyrose
Website: Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.
User: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose Website: Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
User: OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose
Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.
User: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow
Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used
Website: No, but your password has expired - you must get a new one.
User: Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty good? Website: Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.
User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
Website: No, you must get a new one.
User: I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.
Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.
User: OK, roses Website: Sorry you must use more letters.
User: OK, pretty roses
Website: No good, you must use at least one number.
User: OK, 1 pretty rose
Website: Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.
User: OK, 1prettyrose
Website: Sorry, you must use additional letters.
User: OK, 1fuckingprettyrose
Website: Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.
User: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose Website: Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
User: OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose
Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.
User: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow
Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used
4 comments:
Sounds like the exchange I had with Yahoo when my account was suddenly inaccessible last month. Pissed me off so bad I was screaming "FUCK YOU" at my computer. Frustrating for me, entertaining for every neighbor within a 2 block radius.
One of these days, Miss Lisa needs to vid one of these incidents. I'll happily post it.
No fucking shit, I have to change 6 passwords every month just for my work apps I use daily. What a pain in the balls. Yet my bank and 401k planner NEVER asks me to change my fucking password.
Yup, gotta be Yahoo!
Bastards.
Bob
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