The best part is they have no interest in the diamond. They want a new 1911! Or something that goes bang. Or a new pair of boots, jacket, holster, more ammo, etc.
He's right, Jesse, as awesomely awesome as I am, as prodigiously talented and bodaciously sexy, I am not possessing the gene required to enable one to understand math, let alone manipulate it to do engineering type things. Sorry, Volfram, I hope you don't think less of me.
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Love it! :D
-CM
Now that is Gods Own Truth right there. Bigger diamonds, the stars in the sky, whatever will make them happy.
If they also happen to be engineers, they are the best kinds of girls I've ever seen.
Engineers are the best girls.
Have to disagree. You may teach a woman to be an engineer, but wanting to shoot is from the heart...
The best part is they have no interest in the diamond. They want a new 1911! Or something that goes bang. Or a new pair of boots, jacket, holster, more ammo, etc.
Still looking for mine.
True!
Bob
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Jesse in DC, one can not simply "learn" to be an engineer. It takes a particular kind of person.
The kind of person who says "Lunch can wait, I've almost got this Linux distro to compile." at 9:00 PM
He's right, Jesse, as awesomely awesome as I am, as prodigiously talented and bodaciously sexy, I am not possessing the gene required to enable one to understand math, let alone manipulate it to do engineering type things. Sorry, Volfram, I hope you don't think less of me.
If I thought less of you I wouldn't be inflicting myself upon your blog :D
Besides which, most of the engineers I've met have also been gun nuts.
Yep, and I gave her the biggest diamond I had!
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