Obligatory Super Bowl post

Meh. I don't really have a dog in the hunt, I'd love to see Denver win. I think Seattle is young and brash and mouthy, and I just don't have the patience for those shenanigans. I've got the game on, but I'm not really watching. I did, however, watch/listen to the National Anthem; and I was pleasantly surprised. With past Star Spangled Disasters ringing disonantly in my ears, I was anxious to see what an opera singer could do. It wasn't soul stirring. I didn't get chills, but I also didn't want to bitch slap her. So I offer to you my choice of worst big stage anthem performance. Send me yours and I'll post 'em.

It's bad enough when they fuck up the melody, 

just sing the damn notes as written,

but then to fuck up the lyrics...