Saturday, March 29, 2014

Oh Dear God in Heaven

As a Ginger, I get it. My summer routine, should I forget to wear SPF Flannel, is burn, blister, peel, freckle, repeat. I have had burns that bad in my youth; once I hit 20, I embraced my pale flesh. There are parts of me that have never seen sunlight that, I swear on all that's Ginger, glow in the fucking dark. And they shall remain that way.


5 comments:

Robert Fowler said...

Glow in the dark? Pics or it didn't happen.

Steve said...

He's going to need more beer.

Robert Fowler said...
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Anonymous said...

That's what happens when you go bobbing for french frys...

Stretch said...

The furthermost south an ex's ancestors came from was Ulster. She'd blister if she walked by a 100W bulb.