reminds me of an Aggie joke.... An Aggie goes up to an old farmer and asks if he has a room for rent...The farmer says "No, but I do have an old outhouse out back for rent", he just figured he'd be a smart-ass and the Aggie would go away. To the farmer's surprise the Aggie squealed with joy and said "I'll take it!"...several weeks go by and the farmer notices a TV antenna sticking out of the outhouse roof..."This I have got to see" the farmer proclaimed...He walks up to the outhouse opens the door, and there sits the Aggie watching a big screen TV attached to the wall..."well I'll be dipped"..muttered the old farmer...a few weeks later he happens to notice TWO TV antennas sticking out of the outhouse roof...The farmer goes up, opens the door and sure enough, there sits the Aggie watching TV...The Farmer says "I understand the TV, but why are there TWO antennas?" The Aggie replied, "I sub leased the basement" (BaDA Bump! I'll be here all week folks, remember to trip your waitress)
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This one definitely had me laughing.
Well now we know where the underground bunker is located.
reminds me of an Aggie joke....
An Aggie goes up to an old farmer and asks if he has a room for rent...The farmer says "No, but I do have an old outhouse out back for rent", he just figured he'd be a smart-ass and the Aggie would go away. To the farmer's surprise the Aggie squealed with joy and said "I'll take it!"...several weeks go by and the farmer notices a TV antenna sticking out of the outhouse roof..."This I have got to see" the farmer proclaimed...He walks up to the outhouse opens the door, and there sits the Aggie watching a big screen TV attached to the wall..."well I'll be dipped"..muttered the old farmer...a few weeks later he happens to notice TWO TV antennas sticking out of the outhouse roof...The farmer goes up, opens the door and sure enough, there sits the Aggie watching TV...The Farmer says "I understand the TV, but why are there TWO antennas?" The Aggie replied, "I sub leased the basement" (BaDA Bump! I'll be here all week folks, remember to trip your waitress)
MSG Grumpy
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