I know how they feel. I work at the Pentagon. No guns allowed. We can't even bring in a cake knife. We cut all our cakes using legacy knives that have been here since before 9-11. When they break or are lost, no more cake. Reminds me of Dr Stranglove, "Gentleman, this is the war room. You can't fight in here".
@genericviews - BTDT. Protip: try plain dental floss. Doesn't work on pies, but it will cut cakes. We finally had the model shop make us a "classified materials molecular separator, Mark I" that passed muster, mostly because of the name. It was an 18" long, 2" wide piece of .063" (1/16) stainless with one "beveled" edge and a finger hole in each end. If it ever gets lost the drawing is in the CADD system so we can easily get another one.
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I know how they feel. I work at the Pentagon. No guns allowed. We can't even bring in a cake knife. We cut all our cakes using legacy knives that have been here since before 9-11. When they break or are lost, no more cake. Reminds me of Dr Stranglove, "Gentleman, this is the war room. You can't fight in here".
Typical liberal "logic".
SMH
DrJim nailed it.
Huh. So it isn't the butchery, but the seasoning that they object to. Interesting. Good to know.
@genericviews - BTDT. Protip: try plain dental floss. Doesn't work on pies, but it will cut cakes. We finally had the model shop make us a "classified materials molecular separator, Mark I" that passed muster, mostly because of the name. It was an 18" long, 2" wide piece of .063" (1/16) stainless with one "beveled" edge and a finger hole in each end. If it ever gets lost the drawing is in the CADD system so we can easily get another one.
High quality fishing line also works well for cakes.
I wonder if anyone pays any attention to the really stupid rules that no one will notice if you break them ... unless you're having a really bad day?
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