A Sunday School teacher asked her students what part of them went to heaven. One little boy answered, "Your feet" Thinking Soul, and sole of the foot, the teacher asked him to explain why. He replied, "Last night I heard mommy and daddy wrestling in the bed. Mommy shouted "Oh GOD, I'm coming!" When I looked in, she was laying on the bed with her feet in the air, but daddy was on top of her holding her back from heaven."
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I'm probably speeding up my trip to hell. I laughed at both of them, that should get me into the express lane.
A Sunday School teacher asked her students what part of them went to heaven. One little boy answered, "Your feet"
Thinking Soul, and sole of the foot, the teacher asked him to explain why.
He replied, "Last night I heard mommy and daddy wrestling in the bed. Mommy shouted "Oh GOD, I'm coming!" When I looked in, she was laying on the bed with her feet in the air, but daddy was on top of her holding her back from heaven."
Yup, you guys are fucked too.
I laughed. Unashamedly.
Dammit, oh well. I'll bring the fucking oreos
Dammit, oh well. I'll bring the fucking oreos
God has a sense of humor ya know.
Just who sits on vast amounts of oil?
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