Sunday, January 22, 2017

Bless their little Liberal hearts


8 comments:

Cederq said...

You know, women too can be kicked in the "balls." Yes, it does hurt just as bad, the "little man in the boat" is a nerve rich environment that feels shock as well as pleasure...

Anonymous said...

lot of "heat" in that kitchen....course, lot of these um "people" have never been in one before ( of any kind), so they don't know that they can't take the heat....nor do they comprende "get out".....


vaquero viejo

Andrew said...

From what I am told, the labia etal are very painful when struck forcibly. Sports stores sell "Jills" which are a feminine version of the male cup.

But...

Men have the dingus and the bald-headed twins. The dingus, being a tube of nerves, hurts like the 'dickens' when struck. The real pain is when the balls are banged. For most guys, a good swift kick in the nuts feels like someone just shot the twins up inside, to lodge somewhere deep in the chest or, if really hit hard, in one's mouth.

The passage up, and the slow descent back, is what really brings the pain. Most guys feel their kidneys explode out their back, and the agonizing feeling of someone shoving a red-hot stake inside the body bodes the final drop. Curiously, when first struck, one feels disembodied, with little physical pain, but lots of psychic pain, as one knows what is coming. Then, the pain, the super pain, the fold one over, vomit up last year's food, and emit a 'huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggnnnnnnnnnn' sound, announcing to all other males in a 100 mile radius that the lowest blow in existence has occurred.

That, that is pain.

And it is funny as all fuck if it happens to some douchebag wannabe who just fucking deserves it.

If you gonna protest, you better protect. Just saying.

Nutcovers, not just for gym class anymore.

Anonymous said...

I was really hoping that Trump would issue Mini-Guns and live ammo. I would also approve of back hoe's and quick lime. 500000 dead communist "protesters" would be a nice start---Ray

rick c said...

It probably wasn't using it anyway.

rickn8or said...


Men have the dingus and the bald-headed twins. The dingus, being a tube of nerves, hurts like the 'dickens' when struck. The real pain is when the balls are banged. For most guys, a good swift kick in the nuts feels like someone just shot the twins up inside, to lodge somewhere deep in the chest or, if really hit hard, in one's mouth.



I'll second that; when the surgeon started pulling and tugging during my vasectomy, I was sure the other end of the vas was connected to my inner ear.

Anonymous said...

It's a safe bet none of those progtard chimps ever played sports, so they'd have no idea what a "protective cup" was! I LOVE to see lefty tears of pain!

Rusty

pdwalker said...

Raise your hands if you've ever passed a kidney stone.

Getting tagged in the nads is nothing like it. It's much, much, much worse.

As for those special snowflakes, it's pure enjoyment watching them be held accountable. It's about time there was a grown-up in the white house.