Remove the window and brick it in

I swear to God my contractor did this.

If you're going to fuck it up, make it epic

If wirecutter is stranded on a deserted island

Somehow, I have a feeling he wouldn't want to be rescued.

Especially if he had to get in a boat.

CatholiQuick: Home of the Speedy Confession

I'll bet the sins and penances are on a numbered chart outside the confessional.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. 2-2-2-three fives- have a dozen nines."

"Four twos, a four, a half a dozen ones. Go in Peace. NEXT!"

I'd have one of these in every room

The uber smart Leftist "science"

I just love watching these idiots get crazier and crazier. It gives me warm fuzzies.

At least they aren't sagging

Welcome to Springtime in Texas

In the last 48 hours, we've had a thunderstorm, hail, flooding rain, straightline winds in excess of 80 mph, snow, thundersnow, thundersnow with straightline winds, and sunshine and 60 degrees. We've lost power, cable, phone, and cell phone. "All circuits are busy, please try your call again." In the South, the Weather Channel IS entertainment, and nothing has come closer to the truth than this:

Actually, Oklahoma has all the cool Indian names for counties.

Potawatomi County, for instance.

And Dolph has a better bod

I've never liked Bill Nye, or that pompous jackass Neil DeGrasse Tyson (who is still short a couple of degrees matching Dolph plus he's just an astronomist.) Plus, neither of them has a black belt in karate.

Reminds me when I ate a Lego

Quite possibly the best airplane threat ever

Swamp Advice

Week #2 of Construction Clusterfuck

You know you've bonded with your iPhone when you type "cluster" and it automatically adds "fuck." It took an entire week to build a shower and lay ceramic tile in two smallish bathrooms; stayed home all day yesterday waiting for the crew that never showed up to finish. It's now 9:30 and still no one is here finishing the job. I have a partial shower and two old vanities in the master and an old cracked tub and no surround and a toilet in the hall bath. Thank God I haven't paid a dime to the contractor yet. We may settle on what's been done so far minus mileage for the four days I had to drive the chicks to Canyon so they could continue working after 2:30. Not that they got much accomplished.
I'm so tired, cranky and seriously redhead pissed.

I'd fly just to wear these

Find them HERE.

I had c-sections,

but that's how they were conceived.

Surely, someone at Hallmark knew what that was.