If any of you boys plan on being naughty, make sure your 20-something squeeze doesn't live in the same small town as your family and send out Christmas cards with a picture of her in a tiny elf costume sitting on your Santa Suit-clad lap. You will find several lumps of coal in your stocking, which will be used to beat you senseless by your Mrs. Claus. Just sayin'....
Now, we return you to your regularly scheduled frivolity...
4 comments:
Like my old daddy said, when you have a problem with a woman at home, you don't go out and get another problem. Just get your own room.
Well said John.
tiny elf costume eh....
hmm.
Experience speaking there, dear heart?
Kidding
Me again
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Acutally, yes.
Been a hell of a weekend.
Glad you're back.
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