I have a couple friends who were picking up some last minute camping stuff in MI. He went off one way and she the other going to meet at the register. Neither one really thought much about it until they laid the stuff on the belt for checkout.
Oh, too easy. We have some mooslime checkers here, so its bacon, a big ham, and pork chops. For added insult, buy a Bible verse calender, then tell em its for them as a gift.
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3 cases of buds on sunday before noon
Stevierayv, somehow I don't think that's going to freak out the cashier. ;-)
KY, large zucuni and Tabasco sauce.
Riley
I have a couple friends who were picking up some last minute camping stuff in MI. He went off one way and she the other going to meet at the register. Neither one really thought much about it until they laid the stuff on the belt for checkout.
His:
handle of cheap vodka
Trojans
Hers:
clothesline
bag of ice
Dang...just saw the no lube stipulation...ammend to large zucuni, Tabasco sauce and rope. Poor fella is gonna haft to take it dry.
Riley
Well, Riley, the tabasco is somewhat slippery, and the rope is going to be needed to hold him down.
How bout some new steel toe shit kickers, extra hefty garbage bags, and a long handle shovel.... and don't forger the "scowl" ;-)
Oh, too easy. We have some mooslime checkers here, so its bacon, a big ham, and pork chops.
For added insult, buy a Bible verse calender, then tell em its for them as a gift.
A spinoff of MissK's - a few boxes of lye, a shovel, and duct tape!
or - an enema bag, 3 cans of premade gravy, and a cork!
I once bought womens thong underwear, a bra and a bowling ball and got a weird look.
Coleman fluid, package of socks, and a 12 pack of Bud.
As you walk off holler at your buddy, "Hey, Bubba, grab a lighter will ya?"
Couple of years ago, I was moving a little pine tree, so I went through the line with a shovel, tarp and a rope. True story.
Bullets, chocolate, and a pregnancy test.(My wife and I actually did this, the cashier turned a bit pale.)
A bag of marbles, a large jar of mayo and a hammer....don't ask!
Aluminum baseball bat.
Duct tape.
Lawn chair.
Kel
Kel, for some reason that reminded me of Reservoir Dogs.
Would a .22 rifle, 9mm ammo, and a hammer do the trick? That's assuming you can get those in Walmart; you sure as hell can't get them in ASDA!
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