Saturday, February 16, 2013

The Anti-Camel Toe

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This company designs, makes and sells panties
with a built-in privacy shield
guaranteed to prevent the dreaded camel toe.
You may send threats and complaints to them here:
 
 
A couple of "ladies" who could use this product...

 


 

26 comments:

crankyjohn said...

I have never seen anything so anti-american in my whole life.

crankyjohn said...

Its like a burqa for the clitoris.

timbo said...

The funny part is that this product was never needed until recently. For centuries women were able to walk around without the dreaded camel toe. Yet as if by magic, as the country sunk into moral decay, we have witnessed the rise of the camel toe! And now some brilliant entrepreneur has figured out a solution to a problem that most obviously has been sought out by a certain class of women. Funny.

hiswiserangel said...

timbo, it's actually a matter of grooming. Or more to the point, a lack of pubic hair. What was once a buffer between a woman's privates and her clothing is now waxed, shaved or lasered away.

JeremyR said...

I was almost afraid to click to see more. I was afraid it might be the dreaded moose knuckle.
http://search.yahoo.com/search?ei=UTF-8&p=moose+knuckle+pics&fr=yfp-t-701-s

hiswiserangel said...

Jeremy, I love ya hon, but you have serious issues. ;-)

JeremyR said...

What issues? Camel toe to me isn't an issue. Chicks fatter then me showing it off just aint pleasant to look at.
When I and my then girl friend were broke up, I had a gal really come on to me who was close to 350 lbs. I told her sorry but no. She then groused at me about why I liked skinny chicks.
I told her that two whales mating on dry land just wasn't a thing of beauty.
I'm just happy that my 92 lb wife and I got back together.
So what is with women wanting to shave or wax their privates? If I go into a strip club, do I want to see a girl on stage attempting to look like she hasn't reached puberty?
I'd prefer it if pubic hair made a come back, and it has nothing to do with Camel toe... or Moose knuckle.
Love you too.

crankyjohn said...

When you see the dreaded moose knuckle, its a sign of TEOTWAWKI. Stay tuned to wirecutters camel toe pics for instructions patriots.

crankyjohn said...

I don't care if there is hair, as long as its parted in the middle.

hiswiserangel said...

Jeremy, a lot of it has to do with women's undies and swimsuits. They just keep shrinking, and with that, pubic hair went from full on 70s bush to bikini waxes in the 80s, landing strips in the 90s, the Hitler look in the 00s, and finally the Brazilian in the late 00s to present. Let us have some clothes to hide behind, and we'll grow some back. Until then, remember that pic on wirecutter's where the chick looked like she was smuggling Sasquatch in her bikini bottoms.

CJ, you want it lifted and separated?

wirecutter said...

The anti-camel toe? And I thought we were friends.
How dare you post something like this? HOW DARE you???

hiswiserangel said...

Alright, wc, calm the fuck down. It was posted as a public service announcement. You know, know your enemy and that sort of thing. Now, peace? What can I do to appease you? God knows, I don't want to be on your bad side.

crankyjohn said...

Get a rope.

hiswiserangel said...

You dudes need to get a grip. Sheesh

JeremyR said...

Angel, when I was in Germany the frauleins would run arround with hair sticking out like it was no big deal, and the best part was they would some times change into their swimsuits right out in public.
The fact of the matter is, this is February, I need a little extra hair on my face to help keep me warm.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the bastard that invented this could share a cell with the bastard Aggie that invented the bra you posted the other day?
Terry
Fla.

Phil said...

This reminds me of a joke,

This just in from Texas...

A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken outside by a large group of cowboys and had the living shit kicked out of him.

wirecutter said...

550 cord, Crankyjohn. Hurts more.

hiswiserangel said...

Busted, already posted that a few down. :-) I had to add the undies to the bra.

WC, we gotta talk about this. You're having way too much fun planning my hanging.

Anonymous said...

Have you noticed that wirecutters avatar looks like the finger? Ok I am slow to the dance, I just noticed it.

fitty

orbitup said...

So wrong.

Skip said...

That ain't right.
Like CJ said, might as well wear a hajib. Or whatever the fuck they call it.

hiswiserangel said...

Really, Skip, REALLY?! I've been doing this for 3 months, over 550 posts, more than 100K hits, and THIS is what you finally comment on?! Not even a hi, Angel, how's it going, love your blog, you're freaking brilliant and funny and sweet and kind and a good candidate for sainthood. Just "Don't hide the camel toes!"

Glad you finally popped in for a visit. :-)

idahobob said...

I cannot believe that an American company would be marketing this. They just have to be from Haji land.

Or maybe it is a bunch of femi-nazi's that hate men.

WTF?

Bob
III

Gabe said...

Being that my meat and two veg still function, I like a good vagoo as much as the next guy (or gal if that's how you swing). Preferably 20's, tight to plump, groomed and all that. And being that "my boys" are owned by the lady of the house, I live for the slip, glimpse, peek, and outright pubic display of meat curtains.
But there's a time when decorum is called for and I think we've just about gone too far and need to pull back some.

Jason said...

It's the candy inside the wrapper that counts fellas. Why so picky? You guys never see a girl without a cameltoe before?