Monday, April 22, 2013

Grab a beer and let it burn, boys


24 comments:

crankyjohn said...



16 things PMS stand for...


1,Pass My Shotgun

2,Psychotic Mood Shift

3,Perpetual Munching Spree

4,Puffy Mid Section

5,Provide Me with Sweets

6,Pardon My Sobbing

7,Pass My Suitcase

8,Purchase More Shoes

9,People May Suffer

10,Pimples May Surface

11,Pass My Sweat pants

12,Pissy Mood Syndrome

13, Plainly - Men Suck

14, People Make me Sick

15, Putting up with Men's $hit

and my favourite...

16, Potential Murder Suspect! :)

hiswiserangel said...

Cranky, I believe you know your way to the naughty corner.

crankyjohn said...

Why do women call it PMS?

Because mad cow disease was already taken.

hiswiserangel said...

CRANKY!!! TO THE CORNER! FUCKING NOW!!!!

crankyjohn said...

Why do men fart more than women? Because women won't shut up long
enough to build up pressure.

hiswiserangel said...

Am I really that much of a sweetheart that y'all don't even fear me when I'm pms-ing?

crankyjohn said...

No one including you will ever find me in my bunker.

hiswiserangel said...

You stay in there long enough, I'll flush you out with milfs and beer.

crankyjohn said...

What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
Lipstick.

hiswiserangel said...

Cranky, start your own fucking blog. BANNED

crankyjohn said...

What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.

Anonymous said...

LMAO

Angel eyes said...

I'm laughing so hard I can't remember any other jokes.

Did you hear about the woman who never experienced PMS?
Neither have I.

hiswiserangel said...

Seriously, rpm? Your first fucking comment of the night? Go sit with Cranky. ;-) I'll be over later to deal with y'all.

Angel eyes said...

We'll compare notes, thanks for the idea!

hiswiserangel said...

dammit, dammit, dammit

Anonymous said...

PMS? How can you tell?

Farmer John

hiswiserangel said...

Dear God,
I do love all these fargin' bastiches, no matter how irritating and maddening they are. Please keep me from killing every last one of them and making coin purses out of their tanned scrotums. I beseech you, Dear Lord, to give me peace and love for these fuckers. I will do my best.
Amen

Wraith said...

Hey, a roommate of mine had 2-week periods and 2 weeks of PMS. I have seen Hell up close and personal.

At least Angel only gets like this for a couple of days...as opposed to Proglodytes, who are psychotic, hate-filled and irrational every single day.

hiswiserangel said...

Thank you Wraith, you can come sit by me, darlin'.

Angel eyes said...

We love you, too.
By the way,
Were those sparks flying from your fingertips a few minutes ago?

hiswiserangel said...

Why? Did you hear echoed voices in the night? Good night rpm, sweet dreams.

Sara said...

I have found the cure to be grilled cheese sandwiches. But with a twist. Smear cream cheese on one slice, smear nutella on the other slice, and cut up a banana for the middle. Slap em together and butter the outsides and toss in a hot pan just like you would a regular grilled cheese. Nicely browned.
Friggen amazing, I can go through an entire loaf of bread with one good case of PMS.

James Butler said...

Well Angle, at least you are gracious enough to admit to your PMS. Heck in our house no such words are allowed... And if accidentally mentioned, dishes get broken as she points out that just because she wants to kill everyone and hates everyone and wish we were better more obedient people (ahem) it doesn't mean she is PMSing...
Of course we all agree as we cower under the bed...