Monday, April 22, 2013

That shit ain't funny

As part of my "preps", I can. Not like, "yes I can!", but like I can the hell out of fruits, veggies, compotes, jellies, jams, and pickles.
I CAN MY HAPPY HOMEMAKER ASS OFF.
So when this is even joked about, my dander rises. You will NOT take my guns, and I WILL use them to keep your grubbing government mitts off my pressure cooker.
Molon Labe, motherfuckers.

10 comments:

crankyjohn said...

Just fire two blasts into the air.

hiswiserangel said...

Yeah, right the fuck where they're standing.

Anonymous said...

But HOW can we protest being the best kept slaves in history? Our LOVEING masters only want to make the world safer. Now take your meds, you have a psyc. condition that makes you think. You mussant do that. It's dangerous. Now go sit down and sing along, "I love you".....Ray

hiswiserangel said...

Fuck that shit, Ray. :-D
Now sing along with me, "If you're a Patriot and you know it, lock and load..."

crankyjohn said...

Click click!

stevierayv said...

I'm with ya they can have my all-american when they pry it from my cold dead hands.What's next background checks for kitchen knives

Anonymous said...

Stock up on canning salt and pickling spices. If the SOB's come after sauer kraut its full on war!

Angel eyes said...

Both of my grandmothers had pressure cookers. I always found them interesting because my pre pube mind thought the pressure relief valve looked like a ah, nipple.
Do I need therapy?

hiswiserangel said...

No honey, you're just a healthy red-blooded American male. I would have recommended therapy if it had looked "phallic", though.

Anonymous said...

Pressure cookers make really good stills-just sayin'---Ray