Monday, July 1, 2013

Why Angel doesn't swim there

I absolutely refuse to swim in lakes, streams, oceans, puddles, or any other body of water possibly occupied by unfriendlies. And that's about as fucking unfriendly as it gets.

7 comments:

Grand said...

That might give you an acute case of Getthefuckouttamyway or rapid onset Aaaahhhhhhhhrrrrggaaahhhhh!

Angel eyes said...

It looks like it could be related to Michelle Obama.

Unknown said...

see its all in perspective looks like dinner to me

RabidAlien said...

I'm with DonaldHawk on this one. 'Course, getting "dinner" usually involves me staying on dry ground. Besides, check out the teeth on that bad boy! Those would make for one epic Crocodile Dundee-esque necklace or hatband!

Anonymous said...

I don't want to get NEAR the RIVER that thing lives in- I'll stay at the hotel and Drink G&T's---Ray

Anonymous said...

I love watching/listening to River Monsters! Having said that, this show is the reason I will be avoiding so many waterways in the world. Fish should be food, not the feeder.

(Hubby says I'm weird because I usually watch it while I sew.)

-CM

Dave in Indiana said...

What you think of when floating helplessly in the lake waiting for the boat to pull you up on the skis when that weed brushes your leg.