Texas wants to secede, along with a bunch of other rockin' states, and California wants most to serve a warning with an order of fries. California is fucked. What is on your state's wish list?
The only towns in Kentucky that are pro-Ohemroid are Louisville(60+% Demorat) and Lexington(70+% demorat) Our "fearless leader" Gov. Basheer and his sidekick "Jerry the fairie" Abromson were thrust into the Gov. office by the mob on the "Pro- Gambling" ticket. THEY FAILED! He can't run anymore (TERM LIMIT!!)and NOBODY wants Jerry the former "Mayor for life" of Louisville for ANY office. Odds are(PUN) that we get a Republican /Tea Party landslide next go-round. But who knows? Three more years of O bullshit and they just might hunt Democrats with dogs.---Ray
Hawaii wants independence? Well, hell, lets give it to em, and they can have their SCoaMF as their first leader. For good measure, lets throw in Dingy Harry, and Nancy P. Lousy. It also seems that South Dakota wants nothing. that is not true. They want PETA protesters and they want em now! Some years back, PETA pickets a new fur shop in Sioux Falls, on Black Firday. They went wearing sign boards and not much else. Their signs proclaimed "I'd rather go naked then wear fur. Well, a local band of Motorcyclists showed up for the protest as well, dressed in nice warm leather, and were begging the PETA pukes to throw blood on their colors. They got pretty in to it, and some how managed to isolate the protesters from their cozy van. Did I mention it was below zero? There were police present to ensure that any excess nudity was dealt with. One of the cops pissed himself laughing at it. South Dakota craves entertainment. remember, they have had semi's fall over dead from boredom. And the state between them and canada wants to change its name? what? N-n-n-n-n-or-or-or-orth Da-da-da-da-ca-ca-colder-n-fuck aint good enough now?
I'm ok with most of the secession states. Some of those north eastern ones voted themselves into their current position. I think they should stay right where they are.
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The only towns in Kentucky that are pro-Ohemroid are Louisville(60+% Demorat) and Lexington(70+% demorat) Our "fearless leader" Gov. Basheer and his sidekick "Jerry the fairie" Abromson were thrust into the Gov. office by the mob on the "Pro- Gambling" ticket. THEY FAILED! He can't run anymore (TERM LIMIT!!)and NOBODY wants Jerry the former "Mayor for life" of Louisville for ANY office. Odds are(PUN) that we get a Republican /Tea Party landslide next go-round. But who knows? Three more years of O bullshit and they just might hunt Democrats with dogs.---Ray
Hawaii wants independence? Well, hell, lets give it to em, and they can have their SCoaMF as their first leader. For good measure, lets throw in Dingy Harry, and Nancy P. Lousy.
It also seems that South Dakota wants nothing. that is not true. They want PETA protesters and they want em now! Some years back, PETA pickets a new fur shop in Sioux Falls, on Black Firday. They went wearing sign boards and not much else. Their signs proclaimed "I'd rather go naked then wear fur. Well, a local band of Motorcyclists showed up for the protest as well, dressed in nice warm leather, and were begging the PETA pukes to throw blood on their colors. They got pretty in to it, and some how managed to isolate the protesters from their cozy van. Did I mention it was below zero? There were police present to ensure that any excess nudity was dealt with. One of the cops pissed himself laughing at it.
South Dakota craves entertainment. remember, they have had semi's fall over dead from boredom.
And the state between them and canada wants to change its name? what? N-n-n-n-n-or-or-or-orth Da-da-da-da-ca-ca-colder-n-fuck aint good enough now?
I'm ok with most of the secession states. Some of those north eastern ones voted themselves into their current position. I think they should stay right where they are.
Secession I think will become a mainstream position in the not far off future then the real shit starts happening.
Ohio to secede...
We should get together and vote to secede DC from the union, give it to Cuba. Then we can bring Gitmo to the swamp.
DS
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