A guy was out on the shore of a lake fishing and fell asleep. when he awoke, he heard voices beyond a dune. Wanting some company, he went and looked over the dune, but only saw three ducks. He went back to fishing, and again heard the voices. Again he looked over the dune, but again only saw the ducks. When it happened a third time, he crept carefully up the dune, and when he peered over, saw the ducks talking. He stood up, and shouted, "Ahah! you can speak!" One of the hens looked up and exclaimed, "you caught us. Yes, we do talk." The man asked, "what are your names, and what do you do all day?" The first duck replied, "My name is Quack. most of the time I swim around eating kelp. Occasionally, I dive under the water and blow bubbles." The second hen said, "My name is quack quack. I swim around eating kelp, and occasionally I too dive under the water and blow bubbles." The man turned to the drake and said, "I suppose your name is quack quack quack?" "No," said the drake, "I'm bubbles."
6 comments:
Heh I've got one saved for ya it has bubbles in it too.
Oh, well that's just....terrifying...
Hey, little Mis has some swag - you go Girl!
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid?
We'll,he's back in town looking for your number.
Jeff
Beaumont,Tx.
~double facepalm~ with a groan
A guy was out on the shore of a lake fishing and fell asleep. when he awoke, he heard voices beyond a dune. Wanting some company, he went and looked over the dune, but only saw three ducks.
He went back to fishing, and again heard the voices. Again he looked over the dune, but again only saw the ducks.
When it happened a third time, he crept carefully up the dune, and when he peered over, saw the ducks talking.
He stood up, and shouted, "Ahah! you can speak!"
One of the hens looked up and exclaimed, "you caught us. Yes, we do talk."
The man asked, "what are your names, and what do you do all day?"
The first duck replied, "My name is Quack. most of the time I swim around eating kelp. Occasionally, I dive under the water and blow bubbles."
The second hen said, "My name is quack quack. I swim around eating kelp, and occasionally I too dive under the water and blow bubbles."
The man turned to the drake and said, "I suppose your name is quack quack quack?"
"No," said the drake, "I'm bubbles."
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