Any parts of your outfit that don't accentuate your 'assets.'
The exceedingly minor physical imperfections that you chicks constantly obsess about.
The three pounds you gained during the holidays.
What we do notice are things like attitude, carriage, self-respect and courage. (And, yes, T&A.) Honestly, the things women build up as a Huge Life Crisis in their minds, generally sail right over men's heads.
And any man who actually does notice your shoes is gay as an Easter bonnet.
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I'm not so concerned whether a woman has large breasts, or small ones; I'm just concerned with if I get to touch them!
Yeah, I like women too. But what are the thighs supposed to touch? His ears?
Jesse, please report to the Naughty Corner. Jesse to the Naughty Corner...
Another "Aye" for the ears.
Should I bring a book?
Sounds like me in 9 years.
Why 9 years? Or are you speaking chronologically?
Other things we don't notice:
Your shoes.
Any parts of your outfit that don't accentuate your 'assets.'
The exceedingly minor physical imperfections that you chicks constantly obsess about.
The three pounds you gained during the holidays.
What we do notice are things like attitude, carriage, self-respect and courage. (And, yes, T&A.) Honestly, the things women build up as a Huge Life Crisis in their minds, generally sail right over men's heads.
And any man who actually does notice your shoes is gay as an Easter bonnet.
"Sweetie, do these boots match my flogger?"
Talk to me. Use words with more than two syllables. Choose a topic that wasn't on the front of magazine at the Walmart cash register.
Smile. Laugh.
The best things happen inside our heads.
MC
"Why 9 years?"
Because that's how long it'll be before I turn 38.
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