Wednesday, December 10, 2014

My favorite kind of man


11 comments:

Bikermailman said...

I'm not so concerned whether a woman has large breasts, or small ones; I'm just concerned with if I get to touch them!

Jesse in trouble said...

Yeah, I like women too. But what are the thighs supposed to touch? His ears?

hiswiserangel said...

Jesse, please report to the Naughty Corner. Jesse to the Naughty Corner...

Angel eyes said...

Another "Aye" for the ears.

Jesse, Yep, in trouble said...

Should I bring a book?

Volfram said...

Sounds like me in 9 years.

hiswiserangel said...

Why 9 years? Or are you speaking chronologically?

Wraith said...

Other things we don't notice:

Your shoes.

Any parts of your outfit that don't accentuate your 'assets.'

The exceedingly minor physical imperfections that you chicks constantly obsess about.

The three pounds you gained during the holidays.

What we do notice are things like attitude, carriage, self-respect and courage. (And, yes, T&A.) Honestly, the things women build up as a Huge Life Crisis in their minds, generally sail right over men's heads.

And any man who actually does notice your shoes is gay as an Easter bonnet.

hiswiserangel said...

"Sweetie, do these boots match my flogger?"

mostly cajun said...

Talk to me. Use words with more than two syllables. Choose a topic that wasn't on the front of magazine at the Walmart cash register.

Smile. Laugh.

The best things happen inside our heads.

MC

Volfram said...

"Why 9 years?"
Because that's how long it'll be before I turn 38.