Sunday, December 14, 2014

Okay, I fit many of these


11 comments:

Jesse in DC said...

Novel Reading?? Salvation Army?? WTF?? Evidently they were again' masturbation too.

ElectricMonkey; a fat-fingered ape with a keyboard said...

It does explain Congress, as an institution.

Critter said...

"Kicked in the head by horse". The place must have been overun with cowboys.

Critter said...

If I read this right, Masturbation for less than 30 years, and not too much or too little, but just the right amount is ok. And don't be deranged about it. Dignified Masturbation, I suppose.

Volfram said...

I hear Gunshot Wound opened for Suppression of Menses in 1973, but everyone says they just haven't been the same since their lead singer and drummer broke off to form the thrash metal band, Deranged Masturbation.

hiswiserangel said...

Volfram, you are on my Top 10 People I Want To Meet list.

Ian Restil said...

Masturbation for 30 years AND Suppressed Masturbation? They had you coming and going.

Chris said...

I believe that "going" would be covered by Gathering in the Head.

And they have Bad Company in there, so someone was checking this out.

Mr. Miracle said...

#4, #5 and # 30 should be the same thing, right? "Gathering in the Head" should be the same as "Exposure in the Army", shouldn't it? Hell, I have at least 15 of these conditions myself.

Volfram said...

Angel: Why would you want to disappoint yourself so badly?

hiswiserangel said...

Volfram, you're not allowed to speak ill of people I like. Stop it.