Friday, December 12, 2014

Another joke


A small  Lutheran church in Iowa had a very attractive big-busted organist called Linda.
Her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
One of the ladies approached Linda very discreetly about the problem, and told her to mash up some green, astringent persimmons and rub them on her nipples and over her breasts, which should cause them to shrink in size, but warned her not to taste any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour they will make her mouth pucker up, and she wouldn't be able to talk properly for a while. The voluptuous organist reluctantly agreed to try it.


The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the pulpit and said: "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday.

5 comments:

Cederq said...

I got this one....

Volfram said...

IT LOOKS LIKE A TEENSY TINY GIRL'S HEAD HAS BEEN SHOPPED ONTO A NORMAL-SIZED BODY!

Mr. Miracle said...

There was a joke? Missed that.

Stretch said...

Will you be posting more pictures of yourself in the near future?

Angel eyes said...

They say that if her boobs are bigger than her head...where was I?