Thursday, December 18, 2014

PC winter season greeting

Dear All....At this time of the year it’s difficult to know what to say without offending someone. So I've checked with my legal adviser and on his advice I wish to say the following to all friends and colleagues.
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2015, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Great Britain is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced
Yours with love (bearing the above in mind) and sincere best wishes.




9 comments:

Bobo the Hobo said...

Have a pleasant religious or secular winter celebration of your choice. YMMV

fjord said...

This offends me.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas!!

Anonymous said...

Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year as well Angel. May the New Year bring happiness and prosperity to all your family!

Volfram said...

Is there a Mac version?

Sarthurk said...

I agree with Fjord!

Furthermore, I feel that you are an offensive ginger weirdo, who shouldn't have a voice on the intertubes. Only black parasites should be able to voice their opinions legally on the AL Gore internet, and you are burning up carbon credits in the process, you white privilege bitch!

But seriously, I check out your site at least daily, and I appreciate your thoughts and comments, as they are right on line with my thinking.

Merry Christmas!
be Well!

Sarthurk

Keith Pearson said...

Dennis Miller had a good comment on this the other day. When someone gets pissy about you saying Merry Christmas (remember he's in Commiefornia, not By G-d Texas), say you're sorry, and Happy Birthday to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

GOODSTUFF said...

LOL - Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced

Have a good one
GOODSTUFF

Anonymous said...

hope you don't mind
but i stole this and reposted it on fb

livin to ride