Rants, Raves and Recipes from the Edge of Sanity
Probably the same way that trooper measures his dick, with more than a little bit of exaggeration.
I'm actually okay with this, seeing as how many of these things wind up crushing cars or rolling over into ditches. Eldest (!!) daughter calls 'em penis extensions.
I've seen the cops do this and actually got a warning ticket once on an old Ford 4X4 I had because the mud flaps wen't big enough for their taste. Tires sticking out over two inches past the fender was another of their favorite little revenue generators.On the flip side, I've also seen them write tickets on low riders that didn't have enough ground clearance according to their little regulations.Bastards have nothing better to do sometimes.
Me, I wish they would go after the idiots that have glass packs or thrush style mufflers to make it go VROOM, vroom.. . like they had a $25,000 dollar engine under the hood instead of their anemic factory engine... what posers...
I have seen it done to lowriders as well, living in Modesto, CA...cruising on McHenry...Graffiti Night is quite popular, and before they only allowed it once a year...you can believe they pulled them over for being too low, too high, too wide, too slow, too fast, too many, too many loops, too many inside, too many outside, too loud...well anyway it was a blast...even though! Graffiti is a fond memory of growing up in Modesto. : )
The most absolutely stupid ticket I ever got was one for "Window tint too dark." That wouldn't be so bad, but I bought the car from a cop...The ticket was issued in a town known for chickenshit (Collierville) and I've refused to spend a dime in that town since.
no, award for stupidest ticket goes the the cops in The Big Easy....was down for Mardi Gras, and was to meet some friends at Jackson Square....waded thru beer cans and wine bottles literally a foot deep up and down Bourbon(and other) Street(s) looking for em....back at school the next week they told me they had been arrested for "Littering on Bourbon Street"...go figger...vaquero viejo
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