Rants, Raves and Recipes from the Edge of Sanity
Buried up to my neck by a Twilight vampire. Hmmm?
Yeah, you're fucked.Me? I going to liquefied by carebears. Could be fun.
alien or native clowns?dig your bunker deeper dearWildflower
When did Bieber get a gun?JWFitz
Hmm, Shot by Bears. I think I have a chance. Maybe.
I'm to be forced to listen to punk azz Beiber by aliens.... I'm getting even more ammo tomorrow.
I'm going to guess Angel's involves clowns.Mine involves beiber..... shudderExile1981
I wonder if my evil twin has a beard.-Allen
Or am I the evil twin?-Allen
Forced to listen to justin beiber, by justin beiber. I need more ammo.
Shot by vampires? Lightweight. Most likely stabbed by my future ex wife!
I'm changing my last name. I don't mind being shot but I want it to be by carebears instead of Freddy Krueger. Wait a minute I like the Koala with a hair lip better...although...
Stabbed by vampires. Wow! How bad must my blood be? Maybe to much beer?
Tickled by clowns.
Boy Scouts? I read their manual. I know how they think. Heh. Posers.
Shot by witches... sounds possible.
Ripped apart by a pack of Boy Scouts.I'll take it, no Beiber involved. That's just cruel.
Hot damn, I'll be shot by vampires. Always wanted to go out with my boots on rather than slumping over while taking a dump.
...in no wise will I go quietly into that spooky nite.....vaquero viejo
This is really bad. Mom has been dead for two years. Where does she shoot the bullet from?Do I hide in th basement??? Is that the wrong direction?
MIne isn't so badDeath by Bacon OverdoseBaconLover
Hanged by Frankenstein. How crappy is that?! What'd I ever doo to old Frankie!? I was always sympathetic to him right to the bitter end!
Ripped apart by the Devil. I'm ok with that. If you are going to get slaughtered, you might as well have the top guy do it.
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