Friday, September 2, 2016

Mexican Roulette

Don't electrify the whole thing at once, 
just random parts, jumping from section to section.


10 comments:

RHT447 said...

My submission for the PC version---

Tortilla toaster.

genericviews said...

Radar auto-tracking mini guns. Word gets around. After the first week, you won't even have to load them.

Texson said...

Kinky Friedman has the best idea. Pay the Mexican generals 10,000,000 $ a year to keep them out of here. Deduct $10,000 for each one that makes it over. Texson- from Lubbock but had enough sense to move to Savannah

Granny said...

Yeah? Then who will pick the crops? It's hot, miserable work and only the desperate and poor would do it.
Stop the migrant workers and you will pay $ 30.00 each for a head of lettuce.

Anonymous said...

Stop paying people to not work (welfare). Tens of millions of able bodied people turn their noses up at honorable work because we pay them better to watch TV and breed. Illegal immigrants are paid at least minimum wage. Here in California it's $8.50/ hour. Labor accounts for about 1/4 of the cost of a head of lettuce. For the sake of argument, let's pretend it's 1/2 the cost. If we pay farm labour $17 per hour, a $1 to $2 head of lettuce would now cost $1.50 to $3.
Small price to pay for lower taxes, empty ERs, more racial harmony.
858*70

JeremyR said...

Google gravel mines. we used them in Vietnam for area denial. They are small packets of Lead azide and a few other chemicals. They are dropped frozen, but as soon as they thaw, they become unstable as hell. Two of them can destroy a tire, one can make your limp noticeable from several miles... If you don't bleed to death first.
That is likely what caused the Central park Mayhem a couple months ago. Nice simple packet, hard to spot, no metal, nothing to detect.

Anonymous said...

The "wayward pines" option. I like it.

Volfram said...

Poor "Granny" doesn't realize that logic only functions if the immigrants are actually working instead of joining the welfare state. Welfare pays better than minimum wage, and it's available to illegals.

I've got an alternative idea for you: US implements the same immigration laws they have in Mexico. Obviously if you oppose that idea, you're racist.

An electric fence would potentially cost more than a wall to maintain. On the other hand, if you use the tactic of electrifying only parts of it, only so many fence jumpers would have to get flash-fried before the rest started to think better about the idea.

Anonymous said...

for a musical take on it, check out Tom Russell's "Who's Gonna Build Your Wall"....google it on you tube....


vaquero viejo

RHT447 said...

Sorry---can't get this one out of my head.

Copy and paste "Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain hot tamales" into YouTube.