So I'd like you to take a little time and think of how you can ruin Thanksgiving in just four words. Be creative. Be crude. Be yourselves. But mostly, get it out of your system here before you go unleash on your loved ones.
Wednesday, November 23, 2016
Angel's Thanksgiving Day Challenge
Many of you are going to large family gatherings in the next few days. And with larger families, there are diverse, and often hostile, opinions. Especially after this election.
So I'd like you to take a little time and think of how you can ruin Thanksgiving in just four words. Be creative. Be crude. Be yourselves. But mostly, get it out of your system here before you go unleash on your loved ones.
So I'd like you to take a little time and think of how you can ruin Thanksgiving in just four words. Be creative. Be crude. Be yourselves. But mostly, get it out of your system here before you go unleash on your loved ones.
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I boinked the turkey.
Mashed potatoes Extra Creamy
Trump is my President
hillary deserves another chance.
Fuck off, Trump Won.
I am now Vegan
Hilary Belongs In Jail
Jenner stuffed the turkey
Can poultry spread AIDS?
When is the inauguration?
It's a tofu turkey.
Al_in_Ottawa
i'm out of booze
i voted for don
i hate your kids
i licked the deviledeggs
rr
"WOW You got FAT"
Damnit man, CHEER UP!
I voted for Hillary
Gluten-free is better
Trump is keeping Obamacare.
Making America Great Again
Hey everyone! We're here!!
Hillary choked, Monica didn't.
My in-laws are here.
we not cooking humans
Wildflower
Your Parents Are Coming.
"did you just fart?"
vaquero viejo
Sorry, didn't understand challenge, was being attacked by pie-crust.
So.... here are several from my addled mind....
Die, fucking in-laws!
Eat Hot Lead, Inlawbrothers!
Gators Suck, Go FSU!
Trump says, "I Won."
God bless president trump.
Exile1981
Wake up, Hillary won.
Trump sure buttfucked Hitlary!
Test came back positive.
It's not your kid.
Uncle Joe just arrived.
I want a divorce.
Karen's boyfriend is coming.
Test strip showed positive!
S III.
Mom, what's a rubber?
Just fuck all y'all.
That baby's just ugly.
We're having it here?!
The dessert is tofu
This really happened...
12 family over for Thanksgiving dinner. Youngest son comes out of the bathroom, "Septic system's backed up."
How bout them Cubbies ?
How bout that Trump ?
Think Hillary gets indicted ?
Hurry up, January 20th
They bailed him out.
Your ex- is here.
Suck it up, pussies!
Your folks just arrived.
My folks just arrived.
I forgot the whiskey.
I violated the turkey.
Lets discuss Obamacare benefits.
...don't think I'm communicable...
"Home-made" my ass!
I Brought My AR
You just don't know! LOL! Happy Thanksgiving, Angel and crew!
Now I have seen it all. Sitting here in MI, watching the only football game of the year, the Lions on Thanksgiving Day. And I now have the 4 words that wreck Thanksgiving Day.
She Sang Too Long.
What a bunch of morons to complain, first about some nobody who takes a knee during the national anthem. Now, I see that they are complaining that Aretha Franklin sang the national anthem for too long. What a bunch of fucking dicks. Sorry for the language on this day, I just can't help it.
Need to start Romo
"No pie for you."
Seminoles Sucks, go UF!
We need more gravy.
"You fucking kidding me!"
"She's a fucking redhead?!"
Happy bird day Angel and Co.,James
Dessert is sugar free.
Who are these Assholes?
Happy T day America.
But I DID bring my AR.
and everyone had fun shooting it.
"Go fuck your selves"
(I guess I'm the only rude one here)
Hell, I posted something on a cousins FB when she had a link about Trumps Sec. of Education pick Devos. I made the mistake of saying that calling her a Fundamental Christian was not a bad thing, as there are millions of us in the country, and we don't hate LGBTQ's or kick our dogs, n such. Something like that. Oops. Wrong thing to say. Her son, tough guy that he must be, came on and offered to put me in the hospital if I ever posted anything on his mom's page again, told me to stay the F... off of it, etc. I was so afraid, I thought I would pee myself. So I offered him the option to reconsider or give it a try, but to pack a big lunch and bring help. His mom, my cousin, took it down, right away. I don't think she was afraid he would hurt me. I did physical work my entire life. I carry a gun so I don't have to fight, but that doesn't mean that I can't . Ain't holidays and family just so special. I think I will take a nap, just in case. Damn kids, no respect.
Kitchen sink's stopped up. (Yesterday, 10AM. No Drano, no plunger, almost everything in the world is closed.) She had just started cooking...
Here, Hold my Beer!
Dolt
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