Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Angel's Thanksgiving Day Challenge

Many of you are going to large family gatherings in the next few days. And with larger families, there are diverse, and often hostile, opinions. Especially after this election.

So I'd like you to take a little time and think of how you can ruin Thanksgiving in just four words. Be creative. Be crude. Be yourselves. But mostly, get it out of your system here before you go unleash on your loved ones.


53 comments:

Veeshir said...

I boinked the turkey.

Anonymous said...

Mashed potatoes Extra Creamy

UK Houston said...

Trump is my President

riverrider said...

hillary deserves another chance.

J Bogan said...

Fuck off, Trump Won.

I am now Vegan

Hilary Belongs In Jail

Chief Nose Wetter said...

Jenner stuffed the turkey

Anonymous said...

Can poultry spread AIDS?

Anonymous said...

When is the inauguration?

It's a tofu turkey.

Al_in_Ottawa

Anonymous said...

i'm out of booze


i voted for don


i hate your kids


i licked the deviledeggs

rr

Hans said...

"WOW You got FAT"

Devil Tongue said...

Damnit man, CHEER UP!

Bobo the Hobo said...

I voted for Hillary

Gluten-free is better

hiswiserangel said...

Trump is keeping Obamacare.

Reverend Ken said...

Making America Great Again

Phil said...

Hey everyone! We're here!!

Gary Griffin said...

Hillary choked, Monica didn't.

Andrew said...

My in-laws are here.

Anonymous said...

we not cooking humans

Wildflower

c-90 said...

Your Parents Are Coming.

Anonymous said...

"did you just fart?"



vaquero viejo

Andrew said...

Sorry, didn't understand challenge, was being attacked by pie-crust.

So.... here are several from my addled mind....

Die, fucking in-laws!

Eat Hot Lead, Inlawbrothers!

Gators Suck, Go FSU!

Trump says, "I Won."

Anonymous said...

God bless president trump.

Exile1981

pigpen51 said...

Wake up, Hillary won.

Sedition said...

Trump sure buttfucked Hitlary!

Anonymous said...

Test came back positive.

It's not your kid.

Uncle Joe just arrived.

I want a divorce.

Karen's boyfriend is coming.

Anonymous said...

Test strip showed positive!

S III.

Bobo the Hobo said...

Mom, what's a rubber?

Steve Carey said...

Just fuck all y'all.

wirecutter said...

That baby's just ugly.

Corrie Davis said...

We're having it here?!

Grog said...

The dessert is tofu

Anonymous said...

This really happened...

12 family over for Thanksgiving dinner. Youngest son comes out of the bathroom, "Septic system's backed up."

57790 said...


How bout them Cubbies ?

How bout that Trump ?

Think Hillary gets indicted ?

Hurry up, January 20th

Country Boy said...

They bailed him out.

rickn8or said...

Your ex- is here.

mostly cajun said...

Suck it up, pussies!

RabidAlien said...

Your folks just arrived.

My folks just arrived.

I forgot the whiskey.

I violated the turkey.

Lets discuss Obamacare benefits.

...don't think I'm communicable...

Bobo the Hobo said...

"Home-made" my ass!

Chams90 said...

I Brought My AR

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

You just don't know! LOL! Happy Thanksgiving, Angel and crew!

pigpen51 said...

Now I have seen it all. Sitting here in MI, watching the only football game of the year, the Lions on Thanksgiving Day. And I now have the 4 words that wreck Thanksgiving Day.

She Sang Too Long.


What a bunch of morons to complain, first about some nobody who takes a knee during the national anthem. Now, I see that they are complaining that Aretha Franklin sang the national anthem for too long. What a bunch of fucking dicks. Sorry for the language on this day, I just can't help it.

whisky O said...

Need to start Romo

Backtable said...

"No pie for you."

Seminoles Sucks, go UF!

Anonymous said...

We need more gravy.

Anonymous said...

"You fucking kidding me!"
"She's a fucking redhead?!"

Happy bird day Angel and Co.,James

Stretch said...

Dessert is sugar free.

Granny said...

Who are these Assholes?
Happy T day America.

Steve Ronin said...

But I DID bring my AR.

and everyone had fun shooting it.

pdwalker said...

"Go fuck your selves"

pdwalker said...

(I guess I'm the only rude one here)

pigpen51 said...

Hell, I posted something on a cousins FB when she had a link about Trumps Sec. of Education pick Devos. I made the mistake of saying that calling her a Fundamental Christian was not a bad thing, as there are millions of us in the country, and we don't hate LGBTQ's or kick our dogs, n such. Something like that. Oops. Wrong thing to say. Her son, tough guy that he must be, came on and offered to put me in the hospital if I ever posted anything on his mom's page again, told me to stay the F... off of it, etc. I was so afraid, I thought I would pee myself. So I offered him the option to reconsider or give it a try, but to pack a big lunch and bring help. His mom, my cousin, took it down, right away. I don't think she was afraid he would hurt me. I did physical work my entire life. I carry a gun so I don't have to fight, but that doesn't mean that I can't . Ain't holidays and family just so special. I think I will take a nap, just in case. Damn kids, no respect.

1911A1 said...

Kitchen sink's stopped up. (Yesterday, 10AM. No Drano, no plunger, almost everything in the world is closed.) She had just started cooking...

Anonymous said...

Here, Hold my Beer!

Dolt