Well, yesterday I got a lovely bottle of Jameson from a friend and I bought myself a Ruger LC380 because Snowflakes give me the sads and I needed a new safe place. I was planning on taking Rolf the Ruger to the range tomorrow for a little getting to know you time, but LIFE gave me a birthday gift while I was sleeping.
Woke up at three with a fever, every joint from my hips down felt like they were under siege, and an elephant was sitting on my chest. My eyes felt like burning sandpaper and I don't know what shit in my mouth before dying, but yeah....I have flu. More like FLU. I managed to get the chicks dressed and off to school, and then I posted something that made a couple of readers do spit takes. Yay me!
Down for a few hours. Up to do mischief, down for a couple hours; up to get Cute Chicks, down again and I can't get up.
So this post is brought to you by Hot Toddies and Nyquil Cold and Flu. Enjoy.