Monday, January 9, 2017

The internet has ruined me


14 comments:

Critter said...

Important safety tip, thanks Egan.

Sarthurk said...

oh gawd,I'm not even going there. I have some morals. somewhere...

And Sarthurk wishes you a happy new year. I'm doing the same thing I did last year, so if you want to count little critters on the bottom of the ocean, I can instruct you, or tell how you to avoid this sort of career.

Still gotta fire the XDS453.3 for the first time.... well, before other dispatch.

Anonymous said...

better go with "chocolate" or "coconut" or some other specific flavor....seems any generic search can be "unsettling" anymore...


vaquero viejo

Anonymous said...

Ewwwwww

Sedition said...

Have you been hacking into my browser history?

Anonymous said...

When your kid needs dice for a school project do not type 'dice' into an ebay search.

Exile1981

hiswiserangel said...

Dammit, now I have to Google "dice".

C. S. P. Schofield said...

*snerk*

Peter said...

Try looking for info on Leslie Lamport's extensions to Knuth's TeX typesetting tool. It is called LaTeX...

Veeshir said...

My sister tried to google for Dick's Sporting Goods a few years ago.

I think she's still getting pop-ups.

Fjord said...

I had a legitimate reason to google horse anatomy (to relay some info to my vet.)

Scrolled too far.

Anonymous said...

Also, make sure when you search the internets for information on hunting the western black tail deer, that you include the word deer. Don't use the local term blacktail.
I have this advise on good authority.
Jean

Anonymous said...

Ebay not google. Evidently sex dice are more popular than normal dice.

Exile1981

Anonymous said...

My God!

That is unsavoury!

(With apologies...)

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