Dictionaries are good for this. Any other heavy, boring title from the used book store will do. Just has to be something thick enough and uninteresting to someone poking around - old text books in boring (to most people) subjects are good choices too.
Word to the wise, though. Most snoops with any sort of experience in looking for valuables or hidden objects will make at least a cursory pass at any books thick enough to hide stuff in. They are just too quick to go through when tossing a room - basically just knock them off the shelf and see if anything goes "clonk"
What caliber would fit in "Dreams from My Father", hmmm.... A few years back on the way home from work I saw a farmer spreading manure using a device I had never seen before. It sprayed manure out of a pipe for quite a distance and in a broad pattern, I christened it a "shit cannon". I'm pretty sure that book could conceal one of those since it was contrived by one.
On a completely unrelated note, every chick that I've personally known to have a toy had at least one purple one. I don't know what that indicates, but it may be significant. I need a larger sample size, probably.
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Dreams of my father? You could probably hide a big black dildo in that book.
Mine's purple and clear, with batteries, 9 settings and flashing lights...
Flashing lights?
Well, only on the highest settings.
Does it have reverse sensors too?
Dictionaries are good for this. Any other heavy, boring title from the used book store will do. Just has to be something thick enough and uninteresting to someone poking around - old text books in boring (to most people) subjects are good choices too.
Word to the wise, though. Most snoops with any sort of experience in looking for valuables or hidden objects will make at least a cursory pass at any books thick enough to hide stuff in. They are just too quick to go through when tossing a room - basically just knock them off the shelf and see if anything goes "clonk"
No, silly, it beeps in reverse. ;-)
What caliber would fit in "Dreams from My Father", hmmm.... A few years back on the way home from work I saw a farmer spreading manure using a device I had never seen before. It sprayed manure out of a pipe for quite a distance and in a broad pattern, I christened it a "shit cannon". I'm pretty sure that book could conceal one of those since it was contrived by one.
Problem is, Das Kapital would barely fit a .22 derringer. :(
Angel,
Why would you ever put it in reverse? Real drivers leave it in drive and floor it. No reverse, no looking back, full steam ahead
my brother did this with his cigarettes when we were young,
On a completely unrelated note, every chick that I've personally known to have a toy had at least one purple one. I don't know what that indicates, but it may be significant. I need a larger sample size, probably.
Grape Ape fixation?
Barney?
Tinkie Winkie?
Eggplant?
Are there purple dragons?
I demand a research grant!
It would have to be a low caliber
Something smaller then a BB gun to match the caliber of the *cough* author.
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