Saturday, July 13, 2013

Well, they just aren't talking to the right wives

 
Does everything your wife won't do?
Hell for $702.65, my man wouldn't be able to walk,
would have to take a couple of personal days off,
and might have to kiss his eternal soul goodbye. 
And he can be damned good and sure
the money will be spent on bacon and bullets.
 
Oh, and it's BDSM, not BSDM.
Morons.

14 comments:

Wraith said...

Sometimes I wish I were the kind of guy who could just pay for it. Seems a lot less hassle and complication.

hiswiserangel said...

Yeah, Wraith, I know what you mean. There aren't a lot of male "escorts" out there who aren't gayer than gay.

Anonymous said...

Bacon? Did somebody say BACON?
Mmmmmmm.
Terry
Fla.

Chris said...

Isn't BSDM one of the California things using political force to acheive ... naw can't be.

Chris in Houston

Angel eyes said...

That moolah is new rifle territory as far as I'm concerned.

hiswiserangel said...

Well, I spent $300 on a bull-whip, Angel Eyes.

Angel eyes said...

You will never live it down.

hiswiserangel said...

Live what down, Angel eyes? I'm damned proud of my whip. :-)

Brock Townsend said...

Sales tax on labor? Naw, that just ain't right.......:)

Xenolith said...

My wife IS worth that much...I know, she got it from me every payday!

1. Paying for it is ALWAYS cheaper than marrying for it,
and
2. If you DO get married: Its cheaper to keep'er.

Toejam said...

It's BSDM:

Back Side Digital Massage

They don't charge extra for the 9 inch ice cycle either.

Heisenbug said...

You're not paying for the sex, you're paying for them to go away afterward.

If I appealed to any of the women of means round here, I'd consider going on the game myself - been out of work for over two months and while nobody's starving yet I'm racking my brain...

Volfram said...

$400 for a Bacon-Salt Dietary Modification? Man I can get that for $10 at the supermarket!

I also would never spend $400 to have someone tie me up and beat me with a whip. There are plenty of people who would pay me for the opportunity.

J. Darnell said...

Your are cool! Like your style