Okay, so I'm not real big on "conspiracy theories" because there's more than enough real shit out there, but I found this interesting in the same vein as all the mysterious deaths that follow the Clintons.
The basic premise, Miriam Carey was lured to DC by Obama's handlers under the pretense that he wanted to meet his new daughter for the first time. You read that right, the theory is that Obama knocked up Ms. Carey, tried to have her abort the child; and when she didn't, kept her under surveillance (which is now being attributed to mental instability); and when she started reporting her belief that Obama was electronically stalking her, she was lured to DC where she was caught in a trap and ran to avoid.
To believe this one would have to assume several things: 1) Obama is a man; 2) Obama is a man who likes women; 3) Obama was able to retrieve his balls from the Dixie cup in which Mooch keeps them. What do y'all think? Possible? Not Possible? Kabuki theater?
http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index1712.htm
9 comments:
Not Possible.
Aside from the hysterically funny concept of Teh 0ne having the balls to cheat on The Mooch he'd also have to consummate the relationship.
Add the total impossibility of coordinating USSS, USCP, et. al. and you've got major X-Files quality Kabuki.
Possible.http://youtu.be/AcLeE7yNkxg
No balls and a dick smoker to boot
Never happened. Maybe Moochelle did it.
One of the more fanciful theory's.
Kind of like the lunacy that Gov (sic)
Ventura peddles all the time.
But conspiracy addicts are like any
other addict, illogical, irrational and
capable of engaging in a breathtaking
level of self delusion. Which is why
nearly every blog forum of note is heavily
infested with them.
And yes....I am too old...and too large to
spank:-)
Ahem, "rear entry" and she suddenly rolled over...?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Maybe Moochelle did it.
Because we all know she has more balls than Barry.
I vote for a Moochelle/Hillary 3-way.
Its entirely possible, let me tell you how, and its not a long story.
Reggie Love, and Bathhouse Barry had a nice day of it. Afterward, Reggie caught a cab home, and some of the pResidents goo leaked out onto the seat. When he exited the cab, the driver did not clean the seat.Miriam carey was the next passenger, and one of those weak tadpoles managed to swim up her cunt and find a target.
Its the only explanation. If any one can explain how Moo chelle has two kids, I'd like an explanation. My guess is twins since I can't see something that fugly getting laid twice.
OK, option two, Reggie was doing to Obambi what he is doing to America, and in a moment of kindness, gave him a reach arround. he used an engraved hankie from the oral (or is it now anal) office, and it fell out of his pocket on the way home. Miriam found it, but was wearing one of those tight exercise outfits with no pockets, so seeing the BHO monogram, decided it was a keeper, and stuffed it in her waist.
Hey! these are more plausible then him ever having sex with a female. Ok, maybe a female goat, but certainly not a human.
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