Thursday, October 24, 2013

I have GOT to upgrade my broom


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Chris Mallory said...

"So, in the age of “witches,” these hags found out that they could absorb their favorite hallucinogens much faster and without some side effects by applying them in ointment form to their armpits and their vaginas. And in a case of stoner ingenuity, these witches also figured out that a broomstick (or other staff) could be greased up with the hallucinogenic ointments and applied easily to their private parts. This process of applying drugs to places between their legs via broom stick or other staff is the genesis of why we imagine witches “riding” broomsticks."

http://sciencebasedlife.wordpress.com/2012/03/30/why-do-witches-ride-broomsticks/

jesse in DC said...

My Ex mother in laws slightly used broom is available. Fully acrobatic certified as well...