HOUSTON, TX — Travelers are reporting threatening messages coming from the loudspeakers of the Travel Security Administration. The TSA has been broadcasting warnings that people will be arrested for making jokes in the presence of the infamous federal checkpoint agents. Policestateusa.com has obtained exclusive audio of the threats.
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"...You are also reminded that any inappropriate remarks or jokes concerning security may result in your arrest."
- TSA announcement over the intercom system,
Houston International Airport Gate B84, 9-20-13 ~9:30am
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"...You are also reminded that any inappropriate remarks or jokes concerning security may result in your arrest."
- TSA announcement over the intercom system,
Houston International Airport Gate B84, 9-20-13 ~9:30am
"Hey, would you take off the gloves for a $20?"
Okay, guys, in the name of First Amendment Right to Freedom of Speech, give me your best TSA joke.
12 comments:
TSA. Handling more packages everyday than FedEx, UPS and DHL combined.
Riley
Sorry this is unrelated but you seriously need to read this.
http://www.barnhardt.biz/2013/10/11/history-rhymes-obamacare-website-and-the-ukrainian-wheat-farmers/
and this.
http://www.naturalnews.com/042428_Obamacare_exchange_Javascript_critical_errors.html#
TSA is now administering free obummercare prostate and cervical exams.
One TSA agent said that they were above the law.
The other replied that he was incorrect. There was one law they could not master.
The first asked what law that was.
"Newton's first law."
"what? Only two fingers this time? hey, no problem".
The TSA is a brilliantly run organization and never gets the true credit they deserve for protecting us and our chiiillddren. So there!
Maxx
I do not understand what it is you want, Every employee of the TSA, and for that matter, DHS are jokes. None of them are funny, and some are outright sick. So please clarify what it is you mean by a TSA joke.
The TSA at O'hare caught a tomcat sneaking onto a flight bound for North Korea. They took him in for interogation.
"Why were you sneaking onto that plane?" They demanded.
"Well," replied the tom, "I heard they were going to castrate all mules and put them to work turning generators as part of Obama's alternative fuel initiative."
"So whats that got to fo with you? You're a cat."
"Yes, but try explaining that to any one in the Obama administration after you've been neutered.
The jokes on us.
"The TSA was created to make you feel safe".
I know I do.
That's because I know where a shitbox full of government thugs are at all times.
TSA's new slogan:
Balls To The Wall!
I did get felt up for my flight from Denver to Boston, but it wasn't as bad as I'd heard.(the guy didn't go up the inside of my legs, and the "rub across the front" stayed firmly at belt-line) The guy looked genuinely more uncomfortable than I felt.
Though now that I think about it, I wonder if the fact I maintained eye contact the whole time has anything to do with that.
You have now boldly gone where no man has gone before....
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