Well I'm torn , on one hand that critter is worth a grand at least alive. On the other I just dumped all six from the 870 into it so its only good for hatbands. And how the hell did you get a python that big in your kitchen? ---Ray
Honestly? See about fixing something for him to stay in, while I live trap the squirrels in our attic to feed him with. Once the critters are gone, I'd probably put an ad in the paper asking if anyone had lost a big fucking snake.
(BTW--this would be what I would do. I like snakes. My other half doesn't. And I wouldn't if I couldn't figure out a good way to keep my cats, dog, and kids safe (going in order of size) while he was in my care).
Dead snake as soon as I have a marginally safe backstop.
Sorry Angel I have small children(snakes that size eat larger critters) and those things can hide out it the darndest nooks and crannies of a house for a long time.
After I stop screaming like a little girl and put on dry pants I empty the 870 into the bastard. Then I call my contractor Dave to fix damage and order new appliances.
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Sushi or BBQ? Decisions...
Well I'm torn , on one hand that critter is worth a grand at least alive. On the other I just dumped all six from the 870 into it so its only good for hatbands. And how the hell did you get a python that big in your kitchen? ---Ray
I'd say, start the BBQ and sharpen the machete.
Okay, no killing the poor snake. He's just wanting some microwave popcorn.
Honestly? See about fixing something for him to stay in, while I live trap the squirrels in our attic to feed him with. Once the critters are gone, I'd probably put an ad in the paper asking if anyone had lost a big fucking snake.
(BTW--this would be what I would do. I like snakes. My other half doesn't. And I wouldn't if I couldn't figure out a good way to keep my cats, dog, and kids safe (going in order of size) while he was in my care).
Dead snake as soon as I have a marginally safe backstop.
Sorry Angel I have small children(snakes that size eat larger critters) and those things can hide out it the darndest nooks and crannies of a house for a long time.
Tell my wife to come get her stupid pet...before it eats the cat.
1: Make sure that's a frozen burrito in there, and he's not reheating a dead rat or chihuahua or something.
2: Make sure he nukes enough for both of us.
3: Watch "Lord of the Rings" trilogy (uncut edition).
...then make some phone calls to figure out why a python is in my house. Maybe feed him my wife's cats.
Local friend has these all over his house. On purpose. Not sure he has anything THIS size, but at least a dozen plus.
After I stop screaming like a little girl and put on dry pants I empty the 870 into the bastard.
Then I call my contractor Dave to fix damage and order new appliances.
Run it to slide lock.
My ex would probably straddle it....hehehe
I say BBQ and save the skin for a pair of ladies boots
buy my wife a new microwave and stove then plaster the large holes in the walls.
john in south dakota
Eat good for a loooooonnnnng time. Hey! they are supposed to taste like chicken!
That's either a new pair of boots or a new motorcycle seat cover, on the hoof as it were.
Or I could feed it feral cats until it's big enough for both.
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