Friday, November 22, 2013

Che Guevara in 10 Inglorious Quotes


I'm going to print these off in flyers and hand them to all the twatwaffles wearing Che t-shirts.

Che Guevara
1)      “Youth must refrain from ungrateful questioning of governmental mandates.  Instead, they must dedicate themselves to study, work and military service.”
2)      “Youth should learn to think and act as a mass.  It is criminal to think as individuals!”
3)      “The victory of Socialism is well worth millions of atomic victims!”
4)      “We must do away with all newspapers.  A revolution cannot be accomplished with freedom of the press.”
5)      “To send men to the firing squad, judicial proof is unnecessary.  These procedures are an archaic bourgeois detail.  This is a revolution!  And a revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate.”
6)      “Hatred is the central element of our struggle!  Hatred so violent that it propels a human being beyond his natural limitations, making him a violent and cold-blooded killing machine.  Our soldiers must be thus.”
7)      “The blacks, those magnificent examples of the African race who have conserved their racial purity by a lack of affinity with washing, have seen their patch invaded by a different kind of slave: The Portugese.”
8)      “The black is indolent and fanciful, he spends his money on frivolity and drink; the European comes from a tradition of working and saving which follows him to this corner of America and drives him to get ahead.”
9)      “I fired a .32 caliber bullet into the right hemisphere of his brain which came out through his left temple.  He moaned for a few moments, then died.”
10)   “I’d like to confess, Papa, at that moment I discovered that I really like killing.”

My sincerest apologies to Mr. Payton Alexander for not linking the source. Sometimes, posting while juggling mommy duties isn't the brightest choice in the world and I make a goof.


4 comments:

Payton Alexander said...

I'm glad you liked my compilation! Maybe include the link to the original?

http://the-libertarian.co.uk/che-guevara-10-great-quotes/

Thanks!

RabidAlien said...

I have to laugh and shake my head whenever I see someone with a Che Tshirt, or a store selling them. Oh, you poor, misguided fools...and they call US ignorant?!?

Anonymous said...

I'm not a fan . The boy only did one thing well in his life--Murder. He fucked up everything else he tried---Ray

wirecutter said...

That motherfucker died for a reason - because God was pissed at him.