Ladies, I'm sorry if you're sporting this 'do,
but someone needs to have an honest chat with y'all.
This is not attractive.
This is not natural.
This is the hallmark of a female douchebag.
So please, let it grow out,
(seriously, what's with the 2 inch chop in the middle of your crown??)
and try for something less bitchy.
Thank you.
Oh, and lose the sperm earring.
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I wouldn't date this if I had John Holmes's tallywacker... just plain speaks of manhater/eater...
After dark and a six pack,,,,,who cares?
This! And that black bottom layers and bleach blond layers on top.
Why are some women trying to look as unnatural and artificial as possible?
- a low maintenance, non-douchy female
This is kinda, sorta like the opposite of a mullet.
Steve
Let's be honest here. Since when did any woman ever do her hair, make-up or dress for a man. She dresses, etc. to impress other women.
So, the really scary part is that either she's delusional or she has friends/acquaintances/workmates who would be impressed by that!
Well, either that or she 'really' pissed off her hair-stylist.
(We men don't have that problem (well the real men who attend barbers anyway. Any 'male' who attends a stylist deserves whichever bouffant or mullet he gets), as it's kind of obvious (and a 'chlorine in the gene pool' event) that you 'do NOT piss off a guy with access to piles of steaming hot towels who gets to waive a straight-razor near your facial protuberances'.
Being of that age that my genetic supra-orbital hirsuteness deficiency has kicked in … I only go in for the coffee, cigar, a chat and … a polish :-( )
Bald men are sexy.
That's what 'I' tell everybody, especially yours truly!
Unfortunately the consensus opinion seems to be that I have a very good sense of humour – the standard reply being that I'm "full of wit" (at least I 'think' it was 'wit' they said).
Thank you Angel, we are...
No doubt she is paired with a husband who is also an obnoxious "little league parent" who yells at the kids, despite his beer belly and the probable cliche stupid tribal tattoos on his flabby biceps.
Personally, I look at people like this and feel sorry for them. At the end of the day, the more they have to take off and un-hide, the less happy they must be with who they truly are.
A person who is outwardly confident with how they NATURALLY look and who they TRULY are will always have more GENUINE respect and admiration from others and will probably be much happier with who they really are.
Maybe not as MANY friends and admirers but far more TRUE friends and admirers. The caveat is that the latter will have fewer saying things about them behind their backs.
There is nothing wrong with trying to look as best as a person can. At the end of the day, we are as God made us.
cut and color are but of little consequence, the main problem is that there is so little to grab and pull during the ride....
Vaquero Viejo
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