Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Don't ask about the dining table


or the salad tongs.
I'm serious, don't ask about the tongs.

8 comments:

Unclezip said...

Yes, now that you ask, I am writing a book...

B said...

yeah, I'm asking.

RabidAlien said...

Heh.

Anonymous said...

....and there is something delitefully erotic about contemplating what has transpired there when you weren't there......

vaquero viejo

Volfram said...

OK, what about the tongs? They just don't seem comfortable for anything I can think of.


...though there is that one woman in Japan who...

Alien said...

All right, I won't ask about the tongs, but I really do want to know about those handgrips on the chandelier.

John Varga said...

how was that cucumber salad?

Volfram said...

And whatever you do, DON'T EAT THE LOVE NECTAR COOKIES! They contain EXACTLY what you're thinking.