Saturday, November 28, 2015

Dammit, yes, this is funny

I'm cracking, folks. Three days of sub-freezing temps, no momvan and my family bored and stuck indoors. Normally, I'd have a glass (or bottle) of wine and go with the flow, but spousal unit doesn't approve. So I'm doing this sober. Pray for me.


May the Cork be with you.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

If wine is all it takes for spousal disapproval, I say go for it by the case. I normally have to say something vulgar for spousal disaproval.
Possibly you could switch to a good bourbon on ice and that would be acceptable.
Fitty

J Bogan said...

I can offer a list of cures for "Spousal Disapproval"

Unclezip said...

Spousal Disapproval? Meh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=298nld4Yfds

Anonymous said...

No wine, no poon.

Critter said...

Tell him to bugger off and deal.

Anonymous said...

Find a drink similar in color, pour contents out. Replace with booze of choice. Enjoy!

-CM

Anonymous said...

Or!! Can I make you some nice homemade vanilla extract? Would you prefer vodka or rum for it?

-CM

hiswiserangel said...

I think I'm going to make a double batch of rum balls.

Anonymous said...

Nice! You know you could lace *someone's* drink with melatonin, zzquil, or the like, then have a bit of peace and quiet.

-CM

Anonymous said...

pic and captions are damn funny....but, the thought of going at it stone cold sober is..sobering!...my prayers, Wise Angel One...and would offer further advice, but it would get me sent to the back wall of the naughty corner......

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