Heh. I would hope you would extend the same courtesy to me if I visited. I once had some JW's come up while I was making dinner. Being home alone, I only had shorts on, so I grabbed the steak from the package, ran my bloody fingers across my face, and answered the door with a creepy "You're early, did you bring the goat?" Should have seen them run!
Beats my friend who answered the JWs in his boxers, complete with a stainless Ruger SS in the waistband, proclaiming he wasn't interested, as he was a Reformed Druid. Said he worshiped bushed instead of trees,
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Uh, we want video or picture proof that you did it ;)
Pissed beat me to it. Pics or it didn't happen. ;)
Uhhh, I'd be careful some of the door to door salesmen might say "Yes, let's get started while we wait for the others."
red, you have a very successful blog. Read my Sunday post and see if you want to get involved. a mention from you wouldn't hurt. thanks
I just dusted off my old Fuller Brush sample case. See you in a few minutes....................
PISSED, you first. Wraith, seriously dude, you sent that request 3 times, I get it. GreyLocke, yeah that's my luck.
Mohave, done.
taminator, all we need now is an Avon lady. :-)
and lotion, lots of lotion.........
Heh. I would hope you would extend the same courtesy to me if I visited. I once had some JW's come up while I was making dinner. Being home alone, I only had shorts on, so I grabbed the steak from the package, ran my bloody fingers across my face, and answered the door with a creepy "You're early, did you bring the goat?" Should have seen them run!
I didn't mean to send it three times...my browser locked up. Must be all those NSA tracking programs.
Mr. Miracle, you might be shocked and awed, and I love your twisted sense of humor.
Wraith, I figured it was just an itchy trigger finger on the keyboard.
Beats my friend who answered the JWs in his boxers, complete with a stainless Ruger SS in the waistband, proclaiming he wasn't interested, as he was a Reformed Druid.
Said he worshiped bushed instead of trees,
gfa
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