"What drone? I didn't order a drone."
"It was delivered to you by mistake."
"I didn't get any drone, I don't know what you're talking about."
"We know it was delivered to this address."
"Well, I can guarantee you there isn't a secret government drone anywhere on this property."
"May we search?"
"No."
See how easy that is? Go back to the Golden Rule of Childhood. Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers.
It's mine now, motherfuckers!
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I would have put it in the attic with all of the other "this'll come in handy some day" stuff.
Use the 3 S's Shoot shovel and shaddup. Modify to fit the circumstances...
Depending on range I'd launch it from one of the rest area on GW Parkway.
From there? Hell, I'd have LOTS of fun. Throw the controls into the Potomac and then hit the brew pub to watch the Live At Five news cast.
Actually, this guy's a genius.
Since he announced it, he's been getting requests and demands from EVERYWHERE. He honestly can't tell which ones might be legit and which ones are fraudulent, and he certainly can't turn it over to just anybody who shows up at his place with a suit and a badge. Badge might also be a forgery.
Prove you're legit, sucker. It's my responsibility as an American citizen to keep this thing out of the wrong hands.
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