OK, here goes. I have a dying dog (lung cancer), a dying fil, (old age and dementia), a very sick significant other and a son I'm trying to keep out of prison, or worse. Humor is all I have right now. That and my mountain bike that now has a flat tire.
I have a father dying of prostate cancer and his dog is also dying, kind of a race to the finish. I have a cheating bastard of a spouse and an autistic daughter who just beat the shit out of both of us. And I haven't been laid in 8 years.
I'll let it slide because I know you need a hug more than a kick in the nuts.
Yep, I'm about ready to cash out some bonds and throw the damned blogger blowout. I think there's a bunch of us who need to cut loose and have some fun for a change.
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How about "Baby whines all the time"?
Uh-oh...
Thanks, Angel eyes, always nice to be kicked when I'm down.
OK, here goes. I have a dying dog (lung cancer), a dying fil, (old age and dementia), a very sick significant other and a son I'm trying to keep out of prison, or worse.
Humor is all I have right now. That and my mountain bike that now has a flat tire.
I have a father dying of prostate cancer and his dog is also dying, kind of a race to the finish.
I have a cheating bastard of a spouse and an autistic daughter who just beat the shit out of both of us.
And I haven't been laid in 8 years.
I'll let it slide because I know you need a hug more than a kick in the nuts.
It's shaping up to be one Hell of a year, ain't it?
Yep, I'm about ready to cash out some bonds and throw the damned blogger blowout. I think there's a bunch of us who need to cut loose and have some fun for a change.
You said a mouthful there, sweetheart.
I want to see pics of you passed out nude on top of a picnic table!
You don't want to be there to take them?
I do have vaycay coming...hmm
Hugs and prayers for both of you. And whiskey. Fuck the beer and wine.
personally, i think some beer and wine, and a little whiskey, would be just the thing.
I haven't gotten any in over 3x as long as Angel, but trying to complain about my life would be petty.
As long as someone's going to be passed out nude for pics, you might as well bring along a sharpie so folks can write their witty slogans and such.
I'll bring the Sharpies. We get a discount at work.
Which color?
What?
Y'all do realize that some of you will probably drop before I do, right?
So, it's shooters, then?
There's a country song in here, I swear it....
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