I promise I will not let up on wirecutter about getting his memoirs written. I see Ken Lane at the top of the New York Times Bestseller list for "non?fiction" (some stretching and embellishing allowed), being interviewed by a bunch of left-wing reporters and commentators, guesting on Live with Kelly and Michael, taking on the world of literary snobbery. Winning the Pulitzer Prize and Nobel Prize in Literature, becoming the Poet Laureate of the renewed United States of America. Or just a really fun book for fellow knuckledraggers of the world. Either way, it WILL be done.
Why? Because of stories like THIS.
This picture made me think of his Pops after being hit by a snowball. Go enjoy today's installment of The Wirecutter Chronicles: Almost True Stories of an American Legend.