Sunday, May 12, 2013

Happy Mother's Day!

To all the rockin' mommies who read this blog.
To all the women who bore and raised you
knuckledraggin' troglodytes who make me giggle daily.
And to all the moms everywhere who,
when putting away the last load of fresh laundry, 
find a sock behind the dresser
and decides justly not to murder the owner.
I salute you all.
 


 

trog·lo·dyte

noun \ˈträ-glə-ˌdīt\

Definition of TROGLODYTE

1 a member of any of various peoples (as in antiquity) who lived or were reputed to live chiefly in caves
2 a person characterized by reclusive habits or outmoded or reactionary attitudes
trog·lo·dyt·ic \ˌträ-glə-ˈdi-tik\adjective 
 

10 comments:

James Butler said...

Angel, Happy Mothers's day to you...
Hope it is a good one...

Hope there was a way for some of us you favor most to come down and pamper you on this day...

Well deserving...
Happy mother's day...

Anonymous said...

Happy Mothers day honey; ---Ray

Anonymous said...

Happy Mothers Day Lonely Libertarian.

angrymike said...

Happy moms day Hiswiserangel, hope you get some relaxation ...........;)

Anonymous said...

Happy Mother's Day Angel! I hope your day was everything you wanted it to be.

-Concerned Mama

wirecutter said...

Goddamn it, first you call me illiterate and now I'm a trogy... trogdo... trydog... knuckledragging whatever.
That booklearning of yours is starting to piss me off.

wirecutter said...

HEY! THAT MEANS NEAN... NANDER... A FUCKING CAVEMAN!!!

hiswiserangel said...

Why, yes, yes it does.
And your point is?

hiswiserangel said...

And I did NOT call you illiterate. I complemented your alliteration.

wirecutter said...

See? There you go again.
Babes, I swear.....