Oh God, oh God, oh God, I'm a dead woman.
Dead Angel, walking!
Crap, how the fuck do I get talked into these things.
Wirecutter, please, please, make it quick
and don't mess up my face....
Retrieved from a government drone
deployed over Central California....
Oh, God, wirecutter, I'm so sorry....
I'm going to go curl up in the corner and wait...
75 comments:
We might be able to hide you at an undisclosed location is Missouri, his California acclimation won't be able to tolerate what we call "weather" here long enough for him to make an exhaustive search.
Bless you, Odysseus, I'm packing my guns and some other shit, oh hell....
A thing of beauty angel!
You amaze me with what you find!
You are welcome here in WI too.
You don't think he'll find out that I may have been a little involved, do you?
Well, duh, Wisco. He knows I'm not smart enough to have carried this out alone.
Classic.
Ohhh Lordy.
It's been nice knowing ya.
Can I have your stuff?
LMAO!!
Have Wiscodave Hide you out at the Cedar Swamps up north in our state. WC will never find you there! But just in case what kind of flowers should we send? LMAO
I would head for palo duro he'd have a hard time finding you in there.There's water and game you could hole up there pretty good.It worked for the Indians for awhile.But if he's determined he'll eventually get ya.Sadly I think you are destined to go the way of all the southern plains tribes.
Try claymores around the perimeter.
Sanctuary offered over here in Wales (UK, not AK) if mainland US is now somewhat risky for you..... The Mrs & I nearly choked on our tea watching that.
I notice WC is making you wait... & wait... for his reaction..!
I'm getting front row seats for this show!
stevierayv, I grew up in Palo Duro Canyon. One of my best buds' dad was the Park Ranger there. Unfortunately, wirecutter knows the Canyon, too.
Claymores, check.
Bryn, bless you, but I doubt I could pass customs with what's in my pack.
rpm, you may proceed to bite my lily white ass.
It was actually Miss Lisa's idea in a round about sort of way. Catfish - may need some suggestions as to hidey holes...
Great, on the lam with a woman that has teeth marks on her ass. No one would notice that...
It's not like I walk around with my ass hanging out, Wisco.
Okay, he usually updates his blog around 7:30 CST, so I have a little over 2 hours...
Honey, you're always welcome to Canada... he could never find you all the way up here. LMFAO!! you did good... ;-)
You too Wisco... hehe (you wont go down alone Angel)
Always had a feeling Wirecutter liked to shake it... ;-)
Well, he did tell you to get your own blog didn't he?
You were just following orders, ya?
LMAO
Terry
Fla.
falsetto: Angel dear, surely some mean,evil, hating IRS agent hacked your blog and posted that! I'm sure that nice WiscoDave was hard at work and surely had no time for such frivolity!!
Today I really needed a laugh. Thank you.
I'd hide her here Wisco.
Clifford F. Messinger Bass Lake Preserve. As it states, no trails.
The preserve isn't big, but if you download the PDF map you see it's surrounded by nothing but wilderness.
http://www.nature.org/ourinitiatives/regions/northamerica/unitedstates/wisconsin/explore/preserve-descriptions-for-deer-hunting.xml
Then there is the Turtle Flambeau Flowage or the Chippewa Flowage.
Or you could get real sneaky and hide her in WC's backyard. I'd suggest the Marble Mountain Primitive Area in CA.234,957 acres. I used to camp there in my 20's. Hope this helps!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marble_Mountain_Wilderness
I think a paintball challenge is the only way to settle this thing!
Does anyone else see the flaw in catfish posting the exact coordinates of where I'm supposed to be hiding in a comment wirecutter can read? Anyone? Bueller?
Don't worry. He's using big words...
Wisco, honey, put the damn shovel down, you've dug the hole deep enough.
Why the hell would she have to hide? Wirecutter should be happy with the improvement over his natural looks. It's kind of like the airbrushing that they do with Playboy centerfolds...........
But, but there's dirt left...
The cities of the east coast are probably the safest places to hide, at least from Wirecutter. Personally I'd rather face him than live there. If you need to get to Canada, I've got a fair chunk of the Montana route covered for you.
Kyle Miller
Kyle, I would rather embrace the insanity that is wirecutter than set one foot in Canada. GRRRRRRR. No offense, MissK.
If y'all can tolerate drunkin biker musicians and Dave's Insanity hot sauce we'll hide ya in Ky. ---Ray
Ray - book me a room!
Forgot about your earlier troubles Angel... my bad, I take it back.
Hands WiscoDave another empty sandbag! LMAO
Real Texans don't run. You can whip him.
Oh, and nibble, nibble.
I'm not saying a fucking word because I'm too busy packing my road bag.
It's going to be a short trip, I know where both of you fuckers live.
*sigh*
I'll get the bacon thawing. You should be here in 25 hours or so.
Maybe less if you're really pissed...
Who's both?
WiscoDave, the evil mastermind. I'm just the conduit.
Sorry we didn't get our date, rpm. I was really looking forward to a road trip.
Drumroll Please.....and now for your viewing pleasure.....it's on Facebook!!! Gonna be a good time in the ole town tonight! : P
Miss Lisa, parlay? Please?
I live only 60 miles from the guy. I'm gonna load the .357 and put some ribs on the BBQ and wait it out.
You ain't dead or maimed yet.:)
You got 4 days because I gotta starve my wolf for at least 3. I want him to be hungry when we get there.
Fucking great. I was just informed by Miss Lisa that it is now on Facebook.
And wirecutter goes viral....
I've got more hits on this than any single babe post. I really don't know what that says about our friends...
Giddyup! Angel you have a way.
Loves from rural California, for now.
Yee-haw, rpm! WiserAngel lives to ride another day! You'd better eat your Wheaties, boy...
Angel hit 287 when you get to Decatur email me WC doesn't know me I can help
What about the wretch hiding under the empty sand bags...? (Actually more of a sniper hide)
I can hide you for a few days here in Resume Speed, Texas. Then y'all can go on to the next hideout. If you keep going from hideout to hideout, randomly, you might last long enough to last out the Obama regime.
Wisco, There's an almost empty Sorority House down the road you can hide out in! Just bring lot's of beer! lol
Here in MS is always a option for ya'll!
I'm tipping it to 50. Luv ya girlfriend. Sleep well.
Oh my freaking...Wow! Words just don't do that justice. You could hide here if y'all wanted to. Lots of mountains to get lost in.
-Concerned Mama
That there is funny
Riley
Bullshit. I will track her down.
To all of you offering sanctuary (said with a Hunchback accent), thank you, but I must decline.
As rpm, pointed out, I'm a Texan and we don't run.
Wirecutter, I will be here, waiting, bring it.
(By "it", I meant, you know, cookies or chocolates, ribs would be nice...)
Texans have run ask Sam Houston we run till we cant run no more then we fight and then we get the republic right that's the history right
What the hell? I try and take a little hiatus and all hell breaks loose!
Damn.... :)
( That is funny as hell!)
We have been hacked you haters. The FBI and CIA are investigating this hacking. We would never prance around with a Wirecutter. Meow meow.
Crazy Amy baking away in Arizona
Wirecutter, I gotta admit it, you look absolutely smashing in those tight whites.
Oh hell, Irish, I'm sorry I disturbed your vacation. Never mind all this nonsense.
No, seriously, never mind it. The sooner it goes away, the sooner wc will forget. You know how the elderly are.
Yeah, this elderly Wirecutter seems to have forgotten where he put his detcord and blasting caps.
shhhhh...
be vewy vewy quiet,
wirecutter's hunting wascally wedheads...
Great post...I just laugh and laugh and laugh.....am going to get him some white spandex fo sho tho!!!
Miss Lisa, you also need to get him a bacon strip "privacy shield".
You realize that you're only making it worse, right?
Hold on, I think Miss Lisa escaped from the garage again.
Run, Miss Lisa! Be Free! He can't contain us both!
Handcuffs - where the fuck did I put those?
It's okay, wc. You can borrow a pair of mine. They're fur-lined, but they still work.
Very nice. Given that he's from California and all, it appears the 'modesty block' is somewhere between 50x and 100x too large, but otherwise appears very realistic.
;-)
Hey don't forget to go over to im41.com and vote for me in the 'Coolest SOB In The Conservative Blogophere' contest..
Vote for me because she will be dead, and as you can see Wirecutter is quarrr!
This is exactly why I need better internet where I live. When I heard there was a giant shit storm blowing across the Mid-West, I thought it was tornadoes again! More like day time TV:
HWA - "Mmm, hmmm, I do what I want!"
Dave - "I love her."
RPM - "NO, I LOVE HER!"
SRV -(running out of the crowd with a folding chair) "Back off, I seened 'er first!"
Then from back stage:
WC - "I'LL KILL 'EM ALL!"
Irish yells from the back of the room - "What the hell is wrong with you people?!"
....and the whole time the crowd is chanting: Jery, Jerry, Jerry......
And y'all say that us yankees have issues?
Leigh
Whitehall
I'm not really sure what I just read except for the fact that it was fucking hilarious!
rpm darlin', please don't encourage Leigh. ~sigh~ This is getting out of hand, and I'm still ducking wirecutter...
Hi, Angel.
Leigh sounds like a fine upstanding patriot to me.
I vote that we push this thread to 100 comments.
Who's in?
Notice wc hasn't commented since I offered to let him use my handcuffs? Heh heh heh
Isn't he on a road trip? I do like the Aussie term "Walkabout". I try to do that every Sunday morning with my pooch. There's a lot of territory to explore in this beautiful state. It's unfortunate and ironic that it's run by liberals who for the most part have never left their offices in their entire lives.
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