Is it any wonder I adore Wisco?
Thursday, July 31, 2014
WiscoDave Alert!
Woke up this morning to, not one, not two, but THREE classic Wisco offerings and a quick update. He survived the surgery, and is plugging along, but still needs some happy thoughts and prayers, a little Patriot TLC. He's got a lot of recovery ahead of him, but he's a tough old bird, and I have no doubt he'll kick the snot out of it. But for now, send him your best, and enjoy this which he titled "Penis Grigio".
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I have some concerns that this photo may not, in fact, be completely and authentically natural, and be partially or completely staged in some way, based upon the following observations:
1. The color of the wine appears a little too yellow for pinot grigio, although possibly more authentic for the substance it is supposedly being adulterated with.
2. The pictured micturator, along with his (at the moment) non-participatory colleagues, are Thompson Seedless grapes, not Pinot Grigio grapes, which have a bluish-purple skin.
3. No varieties of Vitus vinifera have the appendages displayed by the micturator. This leads me to suspect that the micturator may be what is now called a transplantual. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Many such march with pride. But that's neither here nor there.
In short, Angel, I fear you are the victim of an elaborate internet hoax, the nefarious purpose of which can only be speculated about. Or perhaps it's all an elaborate preparation for a clever photo captioning. Given the plethora of cat pictures available for clever captioning in the numerous feline boxes of the Internet, this therefore seems somewhat of a stretch, and the first hypothesis appears much more likely.
You owe it to the low-information segment of your readership to remain on guard against influences such as this.
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