No, there's this:
That, my intrepid readers, is the Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator. The selfie camera you can stick up your who-haw during self-pleasuring and take pictures and video of your inner love tunnel. But wait! There's more! You can share video of the epicenter of your orgasm with anyone anywhere at any time by uploading the video to a pc or smartphone. Yay! Pussygrams! In living color!
So please, please, for the love of decency, tell me this is rock bottom. We can't sink any further. Right?