Sunday, March 8, 2015

My Grandma Evelyn

Who white-outed and replaced every "ass" in her Holy Bible with "donkey". And refused to go to Bible Study when they were studying The Song of Solomon. "Smut! I tell you, God must have been on vacation when that one was written!" She died before Fifty Shades of Grey. Pity.


I especially like, "Duck! 'duck, duck, duck, duck, duck."

3 comments:

rickn8or said...

She seemed pretty cool with "goddamn" though...

harbqll said...

I also see the word "asshole" unredacted.

rickn8or said...

The reason I even mention it was the biggest laugh I had in years was when I caught Michael Scott Earle, apostate mormon, saying "I'm an atheist, and I'm sure as Hell..."