Saturday, February 28, 2015

"Feel good" story of the day

From rob:

"The 27-year-old had been using her Nokia 3310 to pleasure herself.
But it slipped too far inside her and she was unable to remove it.
When she realised it was stuck she had no choice but call her gynaecologist and say she had an emergency.
While sat in the doctor's waiting room the woman's phone began to RING."
More HERE
Okie dokie, then, what I want from you, fearless readers, are suggestions as to the perfect ring tone. And......GO.

27 comments:

Gary7 said...

Bruce Springsteen, "Tunnel of Love"

taminator013 said...

Gary, you beat me to it.

War - "Slippin' Into Darkness"

Connie Vannett - "Pussycat Song"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLblaUFfHwc

Bob and Tom - "Camel Toe"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBIGwtyqBhA

Anonymous said...

It should be in vibrate mode.

Anonymous said...

Stuck in the middle with you.

Bobo the Hobo said...

Lover with a slow hand

Anonymous said...

8675309 jenny dont you lose that number.

Keith Pearson said...

Good Vibrations!

Gary7 said...

My alternate entry....Led Zeppelin, "Communication Breakdown".

Rob said...

The 1812 Overture. If you're impatient, go to 14:00 - but if you really wanna light up your lover, play the whole thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbxgYlcNxE8

Ian Restil said...

Mike Love's "Rockin' the Man in the Boat"

Ian Restil said...

Angel:
"What man?" "What boat?" in 3, 2, 1 ...

Seneca III said...

Is that what we in the UK call a phone box?

Anonymous said...

Ted Nugent' Cat Scratch Fever

J Bogan said...

Frank Zappa, Stick it out, from Joes Garage. You are welcome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ubBw3dE8Wc

Mr. Miracle said...

Whitesnake-Slide It In

Mariah Carey- Vision of Love

Aerosmith- Back in the Saddle Again

Gene Autry- I've Got Spurs That Jingle

AC DC- Back in Black

The list goes on and on.

hiswiserangel said...

And my humble offering:
Working in the Coal Mine - DEVO

http://youtu.be/EAzAucMOE0s

rickn8or said...

Another way to get pleasure from a cell phone:

http://www.tubechop.com/watch/5244673

TinCan Assassin said...

Mr. Lonely, BOB-by Vinton.

B.C. said...

"So Into You" Atlanta Rhythm Section

"So Deep" by Kiesza

"Slip It In" by Black Flag

There's millions of 'em out there.

B said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMQuUDZUR8k

William tell overture.

She'll call herself back.

riverrider said...

major tom to ground control...

JeremyR said...

My first thought was "I can't get no satisfaction" From the stones.
Jim Croce's "Operator" also crossed my mind.
Operator. lets forget about this call........

Anonymous said...

"Ring My Bell", by Anita Ward.

Antibubba

Anonymous said...

"Here you come again", Dolly Parton

Critter said...

Highway To Hell

(not necessarily your) Uncle Skip, said...

Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries

Dave In Indiana said...

Closer from Nine Inch Nails

Or just a farting sound...call it a queef....