"The 27-year-old had been using her Nokia 3310 to pleasure herself.
But it slipped too far inside her and she was unable to remove it.
When she realised it was stuck she had no choice but call her gynaecologist and say she had an emergency.
While sat in the doctor's waiting room the woman's phone began to RING."
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Okie dokie, then, what I want from you, fearless readers, are suggestions as to the perfect ring tone. And......GO.
27 comments:
Bruce Springsteen, "Tunnel of Love"
Gary, you beat me to it.
War - "Slippin' Into Darkness"
Connie Vannett - "Pussycat Song"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLblaUFfHwc
Bob and Tom - "Camel Toe"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBIGwtyqBhA
It should be in vibrate mode.
Stuck in the middle with you.
Lover with a slow hand
8675309 jenny dont you lose that number.
Good Vibrations!
My alternate entry....Led Zeppelin, "Communication Breakdown".
The 1812 Overture. If you're impatient, go to 14:00 - but if you really wanna light up your lover, play the whole thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbxgYlcNxE8
Mike Love's "Rockin' the Man in the Boat"
Angel:
"What man?" "What boat?" in 3, 2, 1 ...
Is that what we in the UK call a phone box?
Ted Nugent' Cat Scratch Fever
Frank Zappa, Stick it out, from Joes Garage. You are welcome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ubBw3dE8Wc
Whitesnake-Slide It In
Mariah Carey- Vision of Love
Aerosmith- Back in the Saddle Again
Gene Autry- I've Got Spurs That Jingle
AC DC- Back in Black
The list goes on and on.
And my humble offering:
Working in the Coal Mine - DEVO
http://youtu.be/EAzAucMOE0s
Another way to get pleasure from a cell phone:
http://www.tubechop.com/watch/5244673
Mr. Lonely, BOB-by Vinton.
"So Into You" Atlanta Rhythm Section
"So Deep" by Kiesza
"Slip It In" by Black Flag
There's millions of 'em out there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMQuUDZUR8k
William tell overture.
She'll call herself back.
major tom to ground control...
My first thought was "I can't get no satisfaction" From the stones.
Jim Croce's "Operator" also crossed my mind.
Operator. lets forget about this call........
"Ring My Bell", by Anita Ward.
Antibubba
"Here you come again", Dolly Parton
Highway To Hell
Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries
Closer from Nine Inch Nails
Or just a farting sound...call it a queef....
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