Monday, March 9, 2015

The Wirecutter Chronicles



We may be inching closer to a book by wirecutter, but I need some help. I've been given the green light to start gathering favorite posts from Knuckledraggin' Part 1. But damn, the man was prolific. There's a LOT of shit over there to wade through on the way to finding the gems we'd want to see included. I need help. PLEASE.

So if you're one of the people who want to see a wirecutter book, please help me out by sending me links to your favorite posts. Now, right off the bat, I know Gassing a Hippy is going to be submitted. Repeatedly. But dig deep and find some more. There's no shortage of wit and wisdom, and I'm really interested to see what y'all come up with.

So here's the link: Knuckledraggin My Life Away, Part 1.

Please send your nominations to ME at hiswiserangel@aol.com. Don't send them to wc. It'll just overwhelm him and he'll back out. We're soooooo close.

*Research Tip:
Scroll to the bottom of Knuckledraggin #1's page and on the right you'll find "Labels". Unlike me, wirecutter graciously labels all of his posts for easier searching. Click on a label, and it will take you to all of his posts bearing that label. PLEASE don't spend all of your time on "Babes" and "Camel toes".

17 comments:

North Texan said...

I'm on it!!

Angel eyes said...

Trying to find the one where he acquired and/or named Charlie Goddammit.

wirecutter said...

I hope like hell this shit is worth it Angel, or you're going to get a thousand copies dumped on your doorstep.

hiswiserangel said...

I'll just add free nude pics, double the price and sell out before bedtime.

Jess said...

Just to be clear, you're not talking about nude pics of wirecutter, right? Right?

hiswiserangel said...

Like I have nekkid pics of wirecutter.

wirecutter said...

You want nekkid pictures of Wirecutter?

Jess said...

No, no, no, no, no, no, no TYVM

hiswiserangel said...

Who were you asking, wc?
Because I have some ideas for the author's dust cover picture.

wirecutter said...

Hell, I could even make a video.

Anonymous said...

oh sheeeeeit
NO

livin to ride

Leigh said...

OK, this comment section went down-hill FAST! I like Ken and all, but jeeshh!
Gassing a Hippy is what initially brought me over to Ken's place - I saw it in a link over to Theo Spark : Wirecutter gasses a hippy. Been a daily read ever since.

Leigh
Whitehall, NY

Anonymous said...

Will seek high and low for Best of Wirecutter and send them your way. Are naked pics of Charlie Goddammit and Legal Lucy OK? - Deb

Wraith said...

If there are naked pics of Angel involved, I will buy...ONE. MEEEELION. COPIES.

And they will be escorted to my lair by sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads.

hiswiserangel said...

I'll hold you to that, Wraith.

Anonymous said...


any of Wirecutter's stories that included his Pops. Here's one: Spencer High School, Columbus GA, 1976

http://knuckledraggin.com/2014/03/spencer-high-school-columbus-ga-1976/

Anonymous said...

And, the Mrs. Dorothy Jones story:

http://knuckledraggin.com/2015/03/i-was-never-lucky-enough-to-find-something-like-this/