Sunday, January 4, 2015

Shit's getting real, yo

In the long and sordid history of my friendship with wirecutter, we have had a constant back-and-forth battle of wits (yeah, I know, it's not a fair fight). I'll make some brilliant, pithy comment on his blog, he'll get his Wranglers twisted, sputter and get all red-faced with throbbing veins at his temples and BAN my happy ass. This in turn makes me giggle wickedly as I send in even more brilliant verbal salvos which HE POSTS EVEN THOUGH HE JUST BANNED ME.


We all know it's because y'all like me better and it makes wirecutter feel grumpy, but it's just so damn fun. :-)

Well, I made a comment on his blog HERE yesterday that took it from "banned" to "you are so fucking banned". And an email from wirecutter informing me that all of my subsequent comments are in the Naughty Corner where they will remain unposted until he decides to unban me.


So in case you were wondering, I'm still firing salvos, he's just ducking them.

Hey, wc! KISSES!


Sarthurk said...

U 2 ?

Anonymous said...

Angle you should have thrown him a snowball

hiswiserangel said...

He's a California dude, he wouldn't know what to do with a snowball.

wirecutter said...


Sorry, it's the best I could come up with at the moment.

hiswiserangel said...

Could someone please tell me what a "tittysuck" is?

And wc, I'm big enough to leave your comments posted even though I have the power to delete it.

wirecutter said...

Yeah but a multitude of your readers would see it before you deleted it.

hiswiserangel said...

All five of them?!

Keith Pearson said...

*pops popcorn*

wirecutter said...

Seven, I counted.
You're lucky I don't do a post on your low moral character, Woman.

Pass the popcorn, Keith.

hiswiserangel said...

Post away, handsome. I double dog dare ya.

wirecutter said...

I did.

B said...

Iffen yer so proud of yer titties, post 'em.

(and BTW, from whit i've seen they are very nice.....)

Red Spur said...

I've been watching y'all two for awhile now, it's been pretty entertaining , heheheheheh..... btw i love both of your blogs.

Angel eyes said...

Sibling rivalry, who'd have thunk it?
Like I tell my wife's best friend of 30 yrs, you're like the sister I never wanted!

hiswiserangel said...

I noticed you also posted my banned comments. :-)

J Bogan said...

Children, Don't make me stop this car!!!

Jesse in dc

Sara said...

Y'all crack me up! Thanks for making my evening!

Anonymous said...

Look up snowball in the urban dictionary

Angel eyes said...

I say she shaves her head, tattoos “I love Angel Eyes” on her left titty and “I love Wirecutter” on her right titty, then she’s back in the man cave. Nuttin to it!

Anonymous said...

When you start catching flak, you know you're over the target.

Dawgs Blog said...

I just want to know if you would really race home for the promise of giving your best? :-}

John said...

What Do Women Really Want?

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was: What do women really want?

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.
But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden, but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

Sir Lancelot said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants," she said, "is to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen, lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer? she asked him. "Beautiful during the day ... or at night?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch! Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?

If you are a man, what would your choice be?

If you are a woman, what would your man’s choice be?

Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question, said that he would allow the witch to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

And the moral to this story? If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.

Strnj1 said...

You weren't the one that crashed his site just now, were you... ??

Strnj1 said...

...nah, I hit Weasel Zippers site by mistake. They're down...

Sarthurk said...

I'm calling BS on the whole thing. I think it's a cleverly disguised feud merely to increase both of your hit rates. Very clever or devious. I can't decide which at the moment.